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Maybe the umpire crew got tired of watching Davis Martin struggle like the rest of us?
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I’m recording an episode of @LockedOnSox with @MrDelicious13 tonight. Tried to find a tweet he had about the team’s core and the rabbit hole I went down to find it, well, I need a shower
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Tarik Skubal and Mike Vasil jawing at each other.
That will make things awkward when they become teammates in August
#mostlykidding on Skubal to Chicago
Haha ump almost got run over at first by Triston Casas … serves them right for all the questionable strike calls against him this series 🤷🏻♀️ #mostlykidding
@hbtCHIEFS Chieftie here… a big hell to the no because he’s dating Kim Kardashian… just saying all the good Tayvoodoo that exists around Taylor disappears with the snake that is is Kim. I don’t make the rules 🫶🤷🏼♀️🤣 #mostlykidding
I’m going the other way. Full on elect @PierrePoilievre and I’m gonna blame him for everything from rainy day to Ragnarok. #mostlykidding
My polar bear dog is probably the reason I got a postdoc working on polar bear research #mostlykidding #excusestopostpetphotos
@LordStrath_LDSB If I sent the kid with a flashlight, I can still send her, right? #kidding #MostlyKidding
Big Smits is threatening to get sick on his way home from a work trip. Gonna run him a hot bath so he doesn’t realize I haven’t done anything but smoke reefer and play The Show since he’s been gone. #mostlykidding
Please forgive me for this one…
📢 I AM LOOKING FOR A DOORDASH DADDY 📢 #mostlykidding
Maybe if we just put enough NE in a liter of LR that it would hit ~5mcg at a bolus we could all be happy at one liter.
#NotEvidenceBased #MostlyKidding
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Need someone to have an “emergency” so we “have” to miss football practice tomorrow. Would be a shame if we had to stay home and watch @Vol_Football #CallMeMaybe #GoVols #MostlyKidding
The night @poponjer & @MikeSirois swore a blood oath to never work another Norm-a-thon.❤😢
#kidding #notkidding #mostlykidding
https://t.co/spN1zwLTsx #GoFundMe @elonmusk does this include your side hustle 😭😍😅😝 #mostlykidding #allthelove
#Seattle has more #dogs than #children - Maybe it's time to remove the parks and add dog-walking lanes? #MostlyKidding
ADHD content be like “Trick yourself into productivity!” “Find a reward!” “Get the dopamine flowing before you start tasks!” So I’m on my 6th cookie of the day at 2pm because that’s what the experts recommend… #mostlykidding
@PNWOzarker Instead of feast days dedicated to particular Saints, we could have debate days set apart to go over things we thought were settled. One might be called St. Pugnacious Day, for the beating of dead horses. #SemperRehash #MostlyKidding
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