Top Tweets for #muttonjeff
@MickeyMcCartney @PaulCWoolnough So was my Mum but that didn't stop her relentlessly ripping into her Geordie boss who'd had the audacity to say he was going a little 'Corned beef' when meaning he was hard of hearing. 'Say again Brian. I think I am a little honey roast ham'. #MuttonJeff
Very waxy lug holes. Having my ears syringed in 5 days. Using this Otex stuff in my lugs. Bloody hell is all a bit weird. Says on pamphlet that my cause deafness for a minute or so.. eh! #pardon #didyousaysomething #muttonjeff #speakup #canyouhearmemother 👂👂
Had a hearing test at the audiologist today and this will be me in a few weeks…
#CornedBeef #MuttonJeff @GCPunkNewWave @NewWaveAndPunk @GJMunro26

Just in case Christmas isn’t shit enough both my ears are blocked and I can’t here a thing, on top of that my wife has received notification from the NHS app to self isolate for 10 days #muttonjeff #yohoho
Perfect way to end my birthday. 13 and I watching a movie we both love.
Can’t get rid of the subtitles on Netflix for some reason. Presumably it’s decided I now need them on permanently. #MuttonJeff

@lesleylyness I think I'm going a bit #muttonjeff* in my middle years (actually I know I am) so I might talk a little louder, and occasionally complain about people who DO whisper | *cockney rhyming slang for deaf.
thank you @HolohanTrevor
Ear ear ! Getting new ear defenders made. The moral of this story ? PROTECT YOUR HEARING BEFORE ITS TOO LATE !! #muttonjeff #pardon #shouldhavedoneitearlier @ Euston Station https://t.co/COt3MM3lPk
I heard a rumour that there's a shudder going round. #MuttonJeff
Happy #humpday mutton chops on the block this Wednesday #mutton #muttonchops #peckham #muttonjeff #flockandherd

That's #hilarious, or did U say #HairyArse
Sorry I must have misheard.
I'll put my #pants back on then.
Leaves #sheepishly
#MuttonJeff

@Alex_Ashdown96 think I'll book you and her into our local ENT department before Tories close it. #muttonjeff
@antnellany let's hope it's the right one Nellers! #muttonjeff
Saga talking to Claus the painter in #TheBridge is like me talking my mum, god bless 'er!!! #muttonjeff
I was confused by my stepfather's comments on the Saviour.
It turned out he was talking about the azalea.
#MuttonJeff #cornedbeef
Haha brilliant #muttonjeff

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