Top Tweets for #nearsightedproblems
π₯ Jesus once said "If your eye causes you to sin, you should pluck it out."
I'm getting my eyes lasered instead. I'm not going to hell for titties that were blurry.
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It is extremely hard to try and find my glasses when I canβt see π€¦ββοΈ #nearsightedproblems
When you take your glasses off to wash your face, then can't find them, then put on an old pair to look for them ππππ #nearsightedproblems
I'm gonna have to start wearing my glasses during these briefings. I can't read half these slides anymore lol. #nearsightedproblems #cuomobriefing
Me: *Drying my hair with no glasses on* @FuzzyWuzzyWolfy will you let in Bella (our doggo)?
Him: *stares at Bella*
Me: *unaware she is inside because lack of glasses* so yes or no?
Him: *Starts laughing*
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Did a super #adulting thing today and finally got prescription sunglasses... which is a mini investment with my prescription lenses + polarized
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Looking forward to my new
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@SimonsCat "Put your glasses on Mama. You can't wear me. I not fabric - I has fur!" #NearsightedProblems #BlackCatAppreciationDay
In the event of an apocalypse, Lens Crafters would be the first place I would loot. π€ #nearsightedproblems
It sucks when you can't find your glasses....because you can't see well because you don't have your glasses on. Know what I mean? XD #nearsightedproblems
Needing your glasses to find your glasses upon waking up in the morning.....
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*watches black panther*
Me: nakita ko black nlng wala ng panther
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@JinkiShabuPa I was drinkin my coffee in front of the tv and I was sitting so close haha #nearsightedproblems
Putting contacts in when they are already in is slightly better than taking out contacts that are already out. #nearsightedproblems
Why, after wearing #glasses all day, does it look like my face exploded sebum on the lenses? #JustMe? #NearsightedProblems #myopia
It's just dawned upon me that I met @dantebasco tonight and was too blind to recognize him #nearsightedproblems
Suddenly the nosepad of my eye glasses is missing. Hahaha thankfully, mabait si EO, may libre installation. π€ #nearsightedproblems
So I was blurring photos on the Macbook. Then I look up from the monitor and the real world looked like my photos. #nearsightedproblems
My contacts were not cooperating this morning, so the glasses will have to do for now! #teamAM #nearsightedproblems
So far the most unbelievable part of Stranger Things: the girl with the glasses takes them off to get a better look. #nearsightedproblems
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