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People when you tell them they have a warrant:
“Impossible. My lawyer took care of that.”
Sure, buddy. And my report wrote itself.
Let’s go ahead and double-check that magical legal fix… in cuffs.
#CopHumor #WarrantDenialIsAStage #FOPFunny #NotHowThisWorks #ThinBlueReality #YourLawyerLied
@SecretFire79 Doing Mass without ordination?
That’s not empowerment — that’s cosplay.
The priest stands in persona Christi — the Bridegroom to His Bride, the Church. This isn’t about gender roles, it’s about divine design.
#CatholicTruth #HolyMass #NotHowThisWorks
@andrewpakes_ @johnelworthy @MOrm_Peterboro @paulbristow79 The Fens weren’t drained by one man and they shouldn’t be flagged by one either. #NotHowThisWorks #FensFlag #communitymatters #Fenland @SteveBarclay
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@ItsLifePod @MrFireston @MustWin669658 @AesPolitics1 "Oh, I did not realize we were roleplaying Call of Duty today. If you think many flag-waving armchair warriors can take on the U.S. military, I have some January 6th footage to remind you how that works out."
#KeyboardCommandos #CivilWarFantasies #NotHowThisWorks
@TomStDenis2 It seems they still need security clearance to get access Mr Ruff is just saying that the requestor can choose when they "need-to-know" anything they ask for. #NotHowThisWorks
Just now;
@meowmeowkittyf1; Can we pay for a wall for you and your friends to paint?
Me: Babe, walls pay *me* to paint *them* lol ;)
#Nothowthisworks
Hamas, who declared war on Israel, now needs Israel to still provide them with free electricity and water because Hamas used the billions given to them in aid to build a war machine instead of powerplants.
#NotHowThisWorks
This is all Hamas's fault.
This is collective punishment and a violation of international law.
We cannot starve nearly a million children to death over the horrific actions of Hamas, whose disregard for Israeli, Palestinian, and human life overall could not be more clear.
We must draw a line.
Just had a PR offer me a sample of a $30 travel gadget for editorial consideration. I usually accept these samples if I think they could go in a roundup. Got an immediate response back of "What outlet with this be featured in?" 🤦♀️
#NotHowThisWorks
The writing team for @AlaskaDailyABC needs an actual goddamn reporter to look at their scripts. This show is a media literacy nightmare.
��We’re on background, off the record.” #notHowThisWorks
Just had to call a healthplan to remind them that date of service is more important than processing date. They processed a claim from last year using this year's deductible and tried to tell me "well you'll have to pay it anyway"... #nothowthisworks
I don't know who needs to hear this but we sear meat to create flavor not to "seal in juices".
You can't "seal in juices" (fat) with searing it is myth.
#nothowthisworks
1944 - Die Ardennenoffensive: offensichtlich hat die Wehrmacht weiterhin die Eskalationsdominanz. Die Alliierten kapitulieren sofort.
#FakeHistoryWithFakeFacts
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(3/6) erreichten militärischen Erfolge
der Ukraine sind insofern eine Momentaufnahme und Russland kann und wird weiter eskalieren. Die Entwicklungen der vergangenen Wochen bestätigen mich (leider!) darin. Die Ukraine kann diesen Krieg militärisch nicht gewinnen.
@WriterVisionary @BecauseIMatter Ah yes, because intentionally lying to patients all day in order to make my job more difficult and get screamed at is exactly what I want to spend my day doing 🤦🏻♀️
#LogicFail #NotHowThisWorks
@AshaRangappa_ Oxymoron much? So why did Nixon require a Ford pardon? What next? Trump pardoning himself? This novice judge picked for the bench by Marco Rubio & Rick Scott is proving unfit to rule in this case. And EXACTLY why Trump landed in her courtroom. 🙄⚖️
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Ay yes, the letters to the editor where density causes sprawl and increased vehicle trips (not) and where the external costs of growth to serve suburban single family residential development patterns aren’t a bug, they are a feature. #NotHowThisWorks
On the car in front of me in the CVS drive-through #nothowthisworks
Proof that tropical systems without names can “touch down” … #NotHowThisWorks
This resort pool has EVERYTHING!
Always amusing/futile when handlers, after a press event they invited us to, think the line, "we told you on the front end he had no time for questions" will deter us from asking legitimate questions of the state's highest elected official. 🧐 #NotHowThisWorks #transparency
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