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Organic sourdough with kale, arugula, lettuce, basil, roasted red pepper hummus, sun-dried tomatoes, kalamata olives, banana peppers & spicy mustard.
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Went all out school dinner, except the strawberries, nae chance of that with yer puddin. #HomeCooks #NotMasterchef
My wifeβs cooking deconstructed shepherds pie for 150 today #notmasterchef
Is it egg & bacon pie or is it quiche? Who knows, we're just making this up as we go along!
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Quite pleased to get the Christmas Puddings in bowls this afternoon before realising (with The Witch's guidance) I hadn't greased them or put a circle of greaseproof paper at the bottom, so had to start again. Amateurish from me I'm afraid. #notmasterchef
Mrs kings onion cutting tips πππ³ #notmasterchef
My first cooking misconception - I thought a clove of garlic was a bulb π€¦ββοΈπ§ I added a whole bulb to a chilli con carne. What was you first cooking error? #notmasterchef
These are Rob W's world famous incredibly awesome NACHOS (Not biased at all, honest!)
Yes, every now and then I pretend to know how to cook on Twitch. I even give you my secret nachos recipe that has been handed down through the centuries.
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Cooked salmon last night, turned out great but my playing was shit.
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Spaghetti, cheese sauce, frazzled pepperoni, OMG #notmasterchef
About to cook corn-fed chicken thighs with mushrooms and cannellini beans in a tarragon sauce that we found unlabelled in the freezer and had to defrost to find out what it was. #NotMasterchef
Today, I cleaned out the freezer. #NotMasterChef
Recently, my friends and I received a copyright strike on YouTube for a Masterchef Parody video we made TEN YEARS AGO! As revenge, weβve decided to make some more to battle this tyranny!
#notmasterchef #fairuse #fightthepower πππ https://t.co/aYLYQlekRo
Bad parent? Daughter's cooking at school today, self-chosen meal. Insists she wants to make spaghetti bolognese the way I make it. Poured the sauce into a tub so we don't give the game away π€«#notmasterchef
Not quite sure what I'm cooking has a name. But if chicken, passata, red onion, mixed pulses, red lentils, seasoning and a generous dollop of red wine is an actual thing. Then I'm cooking that! #notmasterchef
Gammon and egg a la Pearson (oh and some gin too) πππ #husband #homecooking #havingalaugh #notmasterchef @ Greenwich https://t.co/Z8P6isdQPd
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