Top Tweets for #notexpecting
The most likes I’ve gotten on anything was a reply #notexpecting
@Alkusiontko @DJurkewits52157 @SPongolas @GreyratLuks @Ra2byou "yeah he wishes me to have as many women as he could never have"
I thought niggas like you hated "harem bros"? and probably a weird possessive view over women #nooticing the clues...🤔 #Itsalwaysthem #notexpecting #Stereotypes #DoWeEvenExpectNowadays
YES YES! often you'll find the communication was when it was needed most! @iamwandasykes so I know that your call, text, email or DM to me will come just at the right time! #notexpecting LOL
A Friday pro-tip: Call a friend, call a loved one, or just send a text. Let them know you love and appreciate them.
Texts to @D_Mays_Dickey: "You will not be allowed in the house without pickles." #notexpecting #ijustlikepickles
Working in a warehouse full of phones where part of the phones are turned on for demo software during a NL-Alert message. #ThatsALotOfNoise #JumpScare #NotExpecting
The fact that I think #Spoon might make a good baby name, definitely means I’m missing work 🤪🥄 #adriftarchivist #archivistathome #spoonspecialist #notexpecting
Little girl in Highgate: I know what you should call your baby.
Pregnant woman: Really, what?
Little girl: Beaux.
Pregnant woman: That's lovely!
Little girl: I know other names that are good too.
Pregnant woman: What are they?
Little girl: Spoon. Or leaflet.
"check out my new notes" how come no musicians says that when they release a new song? I mean it's musical notes, and lyrics are notes too right? Right? #dadjokes #turningintoadad #stillcoolthough #notexpecting
I must look an absolute treat. Five people just offered me a seat on a crowded train. #notexpecting
Merry Christmas from our family to yours! #reallife 💗#accuraterepresentation #thosearejustshoes #notexpecting 😂
I'm googling a lot of baby lotions and formula brands because of work, and I'm now getting targeted baby ads 😂 #notexpecting
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