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Don’t you just hate when your table has an echo? Like, thanks dude, I heard your date order the salad just fine since I’m standing right here.
#notmyfirstday #serverproblems #serverlife #RestaurantLife
Todays decent stop and another benefit of unmarked cars! This one is off to court to learn his lesson. #notmyfirstday
This BMW was seen at speed on the M60. The driver hit the brakes to 70mph when he saw a liveried @NWmwaypolice patrol! After passing the patrol his heavy right foot re-engaged to 113mph! Little did he know he was being followed by an unmarked car.Stopped & reported to court #RPU
#HX60 stopped this Mercedes after it was travelling in excess of the speed limit on Garstang Road. The driver attempted to prove he was insured by producing an old screenshot of a policy. Checks revealed he was no longer insured #notmyfirstday #T1TacOps #Reported #Seized
My reaction when #DearCustomer *swears* they bought Item X at our store last week, even though I know we don't carry it. Good thing I'm still wearing a mask😉 #RetailLife #NotMyFirstDay #NoApologyNeeded
you guys were right, mansplaining is even more annoying after you finish residency. 🙄🙄 #thanksbutnothanks #notmyfirstday
Just a reminder. Cow made $24K in first year on $10,500 purchase 🤠 #notmyfirstday
Told y’all you should have bought the 152 cow in Jeff Miller’s Dispersal
@OhNoItsThe_PoPo I checked a secluded park and found a suv with fogged up windows, naked people in the back, car battery dead, but told they were just changing their clothes. #notmyfirstday
DDs first day at school! She doesn’t know quite what to expect but is excited. A bit like going to @ukparliament today. #firstday #school #anotherseventeenyears #notmyfirstday #work #brexit #parliament… https://t.co/GXKJRjRFqc
Sunday Morning #whitewine & #NotMyFirstDay website updates. Apparently this is post #40 -----> https://t.co/fWkpxIkN24 Thank you to all that have tuned in. I'm looking forward to continuing on, learning more, & improving. #TY #BNG @AllianceHsg
Smuggling Crispy Jalapeno Popper Skins into Your Watering Hole: 101 #notmyfirstday @WeberGrills #potatoes #jalapeno @thekitchn https://t.co/JICHzNHpib
I’ve been at @alzct for 6 months today so it’s only fitting I hang up on my colleague when she’s trying to reach me from another office. #humpdayhumor #notmyfirstday @d_chylinski
Well unlike the normal #DUI driver who says they had only 2 beers, male was adamant that he had not consumed any alcohol. His SFST’s and breath test nearly three times the legal limit told me otherwise. #YouDrinkYouDriveYouLose #NotMyFirstDay
As a traveling musician you get used to people not liking you. #tourlife #livinthedream #notmyfirstday #tobidamorelive
To the guy who chased me down to offer unsolicited “advice” after knocking me out of the tournament: fuck you. #notmyfirstday #pokertips
hughesbarbecue tri tip with @carnivorerub black, cheddar, hot English, tomatoes. #notmyfirstday… https://t.co/fcwJECmXh8
sure is easy to tell what coaching friends are real.....only hear from them when they need something. Not impressed! #notmyfirstday
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