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Listen, if you haven't been walking and driving around, pouting and muttering, "I'm just tired", are you even on my level?
#oilpatchproblems #itsturnaroundseason #outageovertiredness #iamjusttired
What do you mean, it's not normal to want to pop the fuck off before 8am?
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When you work away, and live in a camp, by coffee time you start to wonder what's for dinner.
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If you haven't said, "holy fuck", "what the fuck", "what in the fresh fuck", or "fuck this shit", half a million times by now, do you even understand #oilpatchproblems
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A dear friend of mine has had a couple of rough years. #oilpatchproblems.
Let me tell you, if Revenue Canada was HALF as aggressive collect the GM Bail out loan as they are with small business owners, it would have been paid.
If you don't say, "what the fuck is this fucktard (fill in the blank)" 65,000 times a day, do you even work in Oil & Gas?!?!?
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If you haven't said "this sounds like a you problem, not a me problem", half a dozen times already today, is it even Monday?
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Welders.
Bigger gossipers then Grandma at the Beauty Salon.
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"I can't buy a new truck, I gave all my money to the taxidermy guy yesterday"
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"No where the fuck is this guy?"
I've muttered this phrase no less then 27 times since lunch.
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'It's a long weekend. I'm going to leave my office before 4pm, so (hopefully) I can avoid the shit hitting the fan.'
This folks, is wishful thinking.
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Monday morning and 74 emails.
Wait, make that 75.
And voicemail.
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If 37 - 12" tie ins in 2 days doesn't make you question your sanity, I am freaking jealous.
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#oilandgas #albertaoil
What do you mean, your phone doesn't start ringing at 6am?
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I wise man told me that pipelining gets in your blood, that you either have what it takes, or it eats you up and spits you out.
#oilandgas #oilfield #pipeline #oilpatchproblems
I need a girl that goes down as much as my fucking computer at work!#oilpatchproblems
Fuck. 243pm. Phone is at 9%. And I have no power in my office trailer.
Truck it is.
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Leave my phone alone for 5 mins, goes to 37% battery, 7 missed phone calls, 2 vm, 3 texts, and 14 emails.
Fun.
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