Top Tweets for #onALighterNote
"Why Hindus keep crying that their girls are getting trapped in Love Jihaad by muslim men ???
Why can't Hindu men do reverse Love Jihaad ??"
- This is the level of conversation between two jihadans
@AloPal @smitabarooah @TheJaggi My only disagreement with this is, the peaceful, perfect posture all three have. :D
With 20 months of experience, I can vouch that this is not how you can sleep with a child. #onALighterNote
@vipulgog @SartanparaYash @ccg33k mercusys use krta tha ghar me, issues aarhe the, deco daldunga ab, 6x deco each floor x 6 floors, baaki mouse and some other accessories hai bhai
“Sir, Can someone please explain how this can happen? Do the figures walk away from their reporting stations mimicking a mass exodus ?” “If someone finds the pollution figures please ask them to report back on duty” @narendramodi
#onalighternote #meridilli #mydelhi
കേറിക്കേറി മുറത്തിൽ കേറി കൊത്തല്ലെ, കാർന്നോര് ബ്രഹ്മോസ് ഒരെണ്ണം കത്തിച്ച് വിടും..😊😊
#Onalighternote
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@surya_14kumar wanted to protect @hardikpandya7's watch.. hence, no handshake after yesterday's game!
#OnALighterNote
President Trump and PM Modi
remind me of Tom & Jerry lately.
Tom: the persistent bully - big, powerful, loud, dramatic, intelligent, vain, and showing off all his “skills.”
Jerry: the small, resourceful, innovative, super-clever fellow who takes pure joy in outsmarting Tom every single time.
Guess politics really is just another cartoon rerun.
#OnALighterNote
When the choices are between these, it is even more difficult!! 😋
#ChocolatePraline #Tiramisu #CaramelBrittleSeaSaltChocolate #WonderWhatITookHome
Decision fatigue is real. There aren’t clear right or wrong choices, just the best one you can make at the time.
You simply have to choose & move forward with the consequences.
#AdultingIsHard #NetflixOrPrime #RiceOrNoodles #RainOrClouds #HotMiloColdMilo #Mindful #ChoicesMatter
Trump confirms India-Pakistan ceasefire #OnALighterNote
Mujhe to aisa lag raha hai pichle teen dino se ki jaise inki setting hai ki shaam se raat 11 baje tak tum karo jo karna. 12 baje se ham tumhe pelenge subah tak 🤣🤣🤣
#OnaLighterNote
#IndiaPakistanWar
More and More Girls must become Chartered Accountants.
Sala Feb kharab gaya, par March toh mast nikalta.
🙏🏻😀
#Justkidding #Onalighternote #Accounting #Taxes #MarchMadness
#ONaLighterNote Umntu abene mini efana nomntu wakhe. Kamandi nazikhethela😭 #JSINDYTheMessenger #LovelyDay #SelfLove #SelfCare #Wazikhethela
#Onalighternote
Entire mumbai is dugged up, except the area called ‘Sakinaka’
The machine, which is used to dig roads, has been dispatched, but it is stuck in traffic jam!
#Onalighternote
A trader was very happy; after seeing his portfolio remain flat yesterday
He threw a huge party for his friends
His friends, had an amazing party since their friend was happy
When they asked him the reason for the party: He said, my portfolio didn't turn red today!
To which, they informed him: Stock market was closed due to Shivratri!
The trader; now had to cut his positions, in order to pay for the party!
#Onalighternote
#Itsfriday
#Market participants must be saying:
Zindagi mein tension itna hai ki... ab mujhe advisor ki nahi... #budweiser ki zarurat hai!
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