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Betrayal, intrigue, surprise attacks, zero remorse... it's the Port Lockroy pebble wars 🪨🐧
#PebbleHeist #PenguinProblems #PebbleWars
🐧📷 It’s World Penguin Day — and the perfect moment to reshare this short film I made a few years ago:
https://t.co/qlyodz2I1S
#WorldPenguinDay #ShortFilm #Animation #CharacterDesign #PenguinProblems
@maxonjapan @MaxonRedGiant @MaxonVFX
When you try to make a new friend, but they're just a little... different. 🐧⛄ #PenguinProblems #NewFriendVibes
@SenateTim @EricaCDavis You’re amazing! I am so grateful and can’t wait to implement this in my classroom! #penguinproblems #BlessedAndGrateful #BetterTogether #clearthelist
I’ve started my outside grounding station 🚉
I lit a peony candle 🕯️
The goal is to make a different atmosphere in each room.
I adjust the music 🎶 and tone and smells.
I have to be careful because it’s hard for me to carry glass & I still drop things.
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Unbelievable!!
The cleaning ladies won’t be here until next Monday to clean the walls.
Cleo and I will just have to stay in our pillow fort playing go fish 🎣 until then!!
#CalicoCrew #PenguinProblems #SpinalCordInjury
🐧🤣 Just found out that "adulting" is a thing, and apparently, I'm supposed to be good at it by now! Anyone else feel like a confused penguin sliding through life, trying to balance work, social life, and remembering to water the plants? 😂🌱 #PenguinProblems #SendHelpAndPizza 🍕🐧💦
THIS IS WHAT I NEED!!
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When a misplaced # in a math problem brings up the idea of negative penguins, and you realize you have a book about a negative penguin so you pause math to read it to the class🤣 @IamJoryJohn #penguinproblems @KanataHighlands
Omg. I’m starving.
I’m currently stuck in the bathroom trying to poop but it just dawned on me that this is a side effect from the oxycodone I took.
My cheesesteak has been sitting on the stove waiting for four hours.
I’m so hungry but my mouth hurts ! #PenguinProblems
THIS IS EVERYTHING TO ME RIGHT NOW!!
I’m easily amused!
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From December 18, 2017
SUSPENDED 😱
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She didn’t just say it once, she BARKED at me several times so EVERYONE heard, including the care coordinator on the phone and I was really embarrassed.
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PROBLEM 26
I don’t have a decent pair of nail clippers and I keep stabbing myself with my claws of death.
Podiatrist appointment on Wednesday.
I don’t know how I’m going to waddle over there. I’m having trouble walking again due to foot pain and injury. #PenguinProblems
Good news!!
I found my reinforcements, but not my phone!!
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That just fucked w my head WAY TOO MUCH.
RESIST YOUR TEMPTATION telling me how & what to feel, how to behave and WHAT TO TWEET ABOUT!!
I’m tired of being “polite”downplaying I situation so that OTHER PEOPLE don’t feel bad for being superficial #PenguinProblems
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I ALREADY FORGOT WHAT NUMBER I’M ON
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And to be clear, I’m still on former healthcare aide, Christine
How hard is it to make sure the freezer is CLOSED when you unpack groceries (x2) or get me an ice pack??
SHE DID THIS TWICE
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