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Saw a new gyno today. Literally said during the pelvic exam, “I’m not even sure what I’m feeling here…” #pkd #pkdproblems #bigkidneys
Is it funny or kind of sad that I’m not a doctor and yet I understand all this nephrology humor? #pkdproblems
The nephrology fellowship interview
Need a urine test for a possible UTI. Neph was busy, turfed me to my PCP, who turfed me to his NP, who has a med assistant who wrote in my chart that I’m pregnant & that’s why I need a urine dip. NP asked me how far along I am. Sigh. #pkdproblems
Just learned today that I can not take Claritin anymore due to the risk to kidneys because my GFR is below 30 and let me tell you I am weighing the risks of kidney failure vs the risk of death by pollen poisoning (which is totally real and not at all made up). #pkdproblems
At this point I am living on protein shakes, PBJs, triscuits and cheese, cheeseburgers and fries (McDonald’s is next to work)and Diet Coke. Somehow I don’t think this diet is endorsed by the National Kidney Foundation. #pkdproblems
My eye doctor thinks all my issues last summer were caused by my kidney med and I went off it for a week or so and slept super awesome and now I’m back on it and it’s 2:30am and here we are. So basically it’s the worst medication ever. #jynarque #pkdproblems
I feel like there should be a spot for “can puke and drive at the same time” on my resume under “special skills.” This week’s achievement unlocked: barfing into a blanket while driving 65 mph on the highway.#pkdproblems
This is my new Bubba. It holds 52 oz of liquid. 52 OUNCES!! It might last me the entire night without having to refill it.@nate_oman bought it for me. People, this is true love. #pkdproblems #tolvapton #jynarque
A lot of my dress clothes no longer fit because of my expanding kidneys. So I bought some new summer dresses online that I thought would be comfortable. They ARE comfortable, but kinda muumuu-like. I desperately need Tan to fit my weird body shape. #pkdproblems
And for the record, you are WELCOME to my problems of early satiety, nausea, vomiting, fatigue, iron deficiency, and muscle wasting due to calorie deficiency AS WELL AS my expanding kidneys that cause me daily pain. I’d trade it all for a bigger ass. #pkdproblems
When your medication makes you so thirsty you spend 15 minutes doing nothing but fantasizing about different things you can drink. #pkdproblems #jynarque #tolvapton #iamsothirstyallthetimenow
My neph reduced my BP meds, which have a side effect of fatigue. For the first time in years, I went the whole weekend without taking a nap. Is this how normal people feel? No wonder y’all are so much more productive than me. #pkdproblems
You know what requires lots of bending over then straightening? Cleaning. Know what exacerbates umbilical hernias and causes blinding pain? Bending over and straightening. Housekeeping is officially hazardous to my health. #pkdproblems
Friday night used to consist of drinking gin and dancing..now I have pjs on, a bag of popcorn and a drug (legal) induced night in front of the tele by 7pm 😂😬🍿💊🤦🏻♀️ #pkdproblems #lovemypjs
@auroberjo I would like a Super Sized Kidney please. Make it a double. Can you also throw in a liver? #PKDproblems
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