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@RAD_is_awesome Verily I say unto thee....blessed are ye who are mocked during ye Olde assembly, for thy name shall be taken in vain until 70 times 7 (which our students cannot solve....I mean have you seen our math scores?....
I digress).....yea verily...
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@RAD_is_awesome Yea, verily I say unto thee. Let thy PLC be scheduled ASAP, lest thou be SOL during the next scheduled PD. Yea, let thine SLG be administered with soberness PDQ. Yea, lol rotflol vip NSFW brb idk ohn, verily.
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@RAD_is_awesome Verily, verily I say unto thee, blessed are ye whose teaching chambers overfloweth with the pitter patter of size 12 shoes. Yea, for thine shall be the classroom which overfloweth with the stench of true learning, yea the veritable effluvium of education.
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@RAD_is_awesome Yea, verily I say unto thee. Cursed be thee who expelleth thy pupils from thy teaching chamber. Verily I say unto thee, thou shalt forgive thy pupils 60 x 6, which beeth twice a day for the entire school calendar.
#anarchyreigns
#yourewelcome
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@RAD_is_awesome Yea, blessed is he who dippeth his pen in company ink. For thine is the sure path, yea, the straight way, the fast track to promotion. For thine is the corner office, the county vehicle, an expense account, AND a new secretary.
#yeaverily
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@RAD_is_awesome Verily, verily I say unto thee, thou shalt count the number of holes in thy bulletin board, lest thou be found in violation of the "too many unused holes in thy bulletin board rule" and thine evaluation reflect thy negligence.
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@RAD_is_awesome Verily, I say unto thee, cursed be ye who abscondeth with thy county issued laptop. Yea, thou shalt be reprimanded forthwith and henceforth shalt thou be consigned to both AM & PM bus duty, along with cafeteria duty, after school tutoring, etc.
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@RAD_is_awesome Verily I say unto thee, let thy LMS be compatible with thy SIS, lest thou be found to be SOL in the midst of thy PLC. Yea, if thine access be granted freely, then thy colleagues shall henceforth be ever in thy debt. Yea, verily.
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@RAD_is_awesome Yea, and thou shalt greet thine administration warmly with open arms and cheerful smiles. Yea, let thy pearly whites be manifest for all to behold. Lest ye be found on the wrong side of ye walkthrough results.
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#smile
#flashthatsmile
#brushandfloss
@RAD_is_awesome Verily I say unto thee. Extinguish thine electronics before thou departest from thy teaching chambers lest thou be found to be wasting the scare resources of thy district. Yea, for thy district's power bill be inversely proportionate to thy salary.
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#turnitoff
@RAD_is_awesome Verily, verily I say unto thee, watch ye therefore for ye know not when the master of the house cometh. Yea, he cometh like a thief in the night, or the daytime for that matter. Yea, and he doth disappear as quickly as he doth appear.
#nowyouseehim
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@RAD_is_awesome have thy word wall arranged thusly and let thine objectives be placed for all to see. Yea, let thy exit ticket be made of gold, so all thy pupils may demonstrate all the knowledge they gleaned at thy feet.
#SomeoneIsWatching
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#dontlooknow
@RAD_is_awesome Yea, verily I say unto thee. Blessed are ye who ascend to yon freshly created position in ye Olde Death Star #centraloffice. For thine be the newest office, the prettiest secretary, the new county car with the most convenient parking space.
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@RAD_is_awesome Let thy slide shows be bursting with ye nifty transitions and an abundance of gifs and ye latest hashtags. Yea, if thine instruction be BOTH punctilious and pertinent. ONLY then shalt thy pupils be fully engaged whilst drinking from the well of thy knowledge. 2/2
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@RAD_is_awesome Verily I say unto thee. Let thine objectives be succinctly placed and thy students shall beat a path to thy teaching chamber. Let thine word wall be a veritable visceral cornucopia and thy pupils shall stampede into thy assembly room. 1/2
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@RAD_is_awesome instruction, lest thy pupils languish in the land of the lost. Yea, from whence few return (unlike the principal's office). Let not thy right hand know what thy left hand teacheth. Unless, thou are left handed. #yeaverily
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@RAD_is_awesome Verily, verily I say unto thee, blessed is he whose #DOK doth tread and advance into the hallowed thrice and quadrice echelons.
But, verily I say beware lest thou forgettest the ground which hath brought ye to such dizzying heights #DOK1 #DOK2
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@RAD_is_awesome Well, first of all, he needs to start using #PowerPoint to increase the level of student engagement to 11 #SpinalTap
Including TONS of charts, Graphics, and Nifty transitions. Student achievement cannot help but increase exponentially. Yea, verily.
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@RAD_is_awesome Yea, verily I say unto thee, blessed be ye whose cell phone bill be paid from ye olde public coffers. For thy data stream shall flow unto thee as the dews from on high. Yea, a veritable cornucopia of blocked numbers and unanswered #instagram requests.
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@RAD_is_awesome Yea, verily I say unto thee. Blessed are ye whose actions anger and enrage the entire school community, for thine is the #fasttrack to the top. Yea, the yellow brick road to the DO position, to be hidden behind a stack of paperwork (which is camouflage)
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