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Chest pain when breathing, random bruise patches, generic sharp pain... Hi broken rib where the hell did you come from? I don't remember going arse over teapot lately #RandomInjuries
Episode 21! 🎵 Carz had one hand in her pocket and her hip, knee and ankle ain't giving a high-five🎵 😂
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My newest accessory- I swear I'm not building my own power armor!
#NotIronMan #RandomInjuries #WhatsNext
I'm definitely into the "What Fresh Hell Is This?" phase of my athletic career #randominjuries #alwayssore
When your carer asks if you had a fall, because you have a large red lump on your forehead (I hadn't noticed). My reply; "No, I probably just punched myself during the night" Anyone else randomly injure themselves while sleeping? No, just me? #Clumsy #MECFS #RandomInjuries #Carer
So many pedestrians in bike lanes today I’ve broken my thumb nail ringing my bike bell! Maybe I’ll just shout ‘ting ting’ in future #randominjuries
How did i manage to twist my knee? #randominjuries
Two of my kids have done Go Ape today. I'm now suffering from a very sore neck from looking up in the air for two hours #randominjuries
My ankle hurts. IDK why but I think when you're my age these things just happen. #thirty #rightofpassage #randominjuries
I just hit my shin so hard on my trailer hitch that I taste bone marrow. #randominjuries
Me: I hurt my toe.
Dad: Doesn't surprise me.
Me: But I don't know HOW I hurt it.
Dad: Doesn't surprise me.
#SarahStruggles #randomInjuries
Wonder if wilshere has been drugs tested and failed but rather than ruin his career the fa are happy to keep a lid on it #randominjuries
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