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"If you make something idiot-proof, someone will just make a better idiot." #randomphilosopher #dumbanddumber
Even a very educated person can be a very accomplished idiot. #education #Anticovid #randomphilosopher
“Two things that never get old - dark humor - and - unvaccinated children.” #randomphilosopher #dagö #darkhumor #antivaxx
If you don't have a valentine on valentine's Day don't be sad. It's like not having AIDS on AIDS Day. #randomphilosopher #ValentinesDay2020
"Kuidas sa saad nii loll olla, et sa päkapikud ära unustasid?" Anonüümne naissoost äratuskell viisaka hotelli naabertoas. #vaevlebheaolus #randomphilosopher #naised
"Mõnikord ma mõtlen, kuidas see liiklus üldse sujuks, kui mind siin signaalitamisega abiks poleks." #kolleeg #liiklus #politsei #randomphilosopher
Just because someone doesn't understand you doesn't mean they're stupid - but they might be? #randomphilosopher #highereducation #university
”Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart.” – #winniethepooh #randomphilosopher
Kõik noored, kes puuriida taga salaja suitsu tegid, õõnestasid NSVL seestpoolt. #nsvl #partisanid #laupäev #randomphilosopher
Main difference between boys and girls? Girls are several times less likely to go to jail. #law #randomphilosopher
"Mis mõttes kool on iga nädal? Ma arvasin, et iga kuu." - esimesse klassi mineja tänane emotsioon. #haridus #esimeneseptember #tagasikooli #randomphilosopher
"Kui pea ei suuda südant kontrollida, siis nad ei peagi koos olema." #randomphilosopher
If a brick falls on your foot and you don’t speak Russian, then there is nothing you can do. #randomphilosopher
Looking into each others eyes is not love, love is looking in the same direction. #randomphilosopher
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