#runnerrant - Twitter Hashtag

about 6 years ago

I'm sure some people just go running so they can take photos and videos of themselves running. Superb attention seeking for the needy #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

Runners, try going for a f*cking run without telling everyone on social media. Just go, do your thing, follow the rules and go home. Its not hard, but must be f*cking annoying for those members of society that can't do their hobbies at the minute #runnerrant #CoronavirusLockdown

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

Runners, no point even looking at let alone entering big long races if you struggle to finish a bag of chips is there? #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

No #runnerrant today, 'rest day' ffs

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

If you're going to publish distance and ascent as part of your 'praise me please' race result tweet, don't lie, as somebody will check and you'll look like an idiot #runnerrant

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Adrian Hall @crunchynuttauk

over 6 years ago

Going from short, fast runs to slow long runs is hard! 13mi with parkrun 👍 I tried one of those FlipBelts today but it just wasn't comfortable around my insulin pump & site #runnerrant #slowrunningsucks

crunchynuttauk's tweet photo. Going from short, fast runs to slow long runs is hard! 13mi with parkrun 👍 I tried one of those FlipBelts today but it just wasn't comfortable around my insulin pump & site #runnerrant #slowrunningsucks https://t.co/LnumW20pSC

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

Right ultrarunners, using S.M. whilst actually racing. This is okay if your crew are doing it for you, but doing it yourself, f*ck off. Just get on with your race and stop attention seeking, knobbers #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

Ultra runners, if you go for a run, the time you set off until the time you get back is your 'time', using your 'moving time' on strava to make yourself look a lot faster than you are is just bollocks, sorry. F*ck off, If you're sh*t, don't use strava. #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

Runners comparing their muddy outings to being in the trenches on the frontline in 1917, get a grip. It was muddy, a bit wet. You haven't got trenchfoot, foot rot and you went home to a hot bath and tea, you aren't on the Somme - f*ck off #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

DNF'ing, taking credit for being a LEGEND for just toe'ing the start line (ffs) and saying your are going to go back next year and 'smash it' as you have 'unfinished business', then not entering and hoping nobody notices 😉 - f*ck off #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

'rungry', 'runch', 'runtastic' etc etc. F*ck off. runts. #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

The tutu. No. Never. These aren't for ultramarathons or marathons so stop wearing them. Stop treating the sport as a joke. If you want to pretend you are in Swan Lake, or a prepubescent girl, do it in your own home in private. #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

If you didn't finish the race, you CAN NOT wear the FINISHERS T-shirt or buff- simple. Never mind you did the hard bit or were brave enough to enter/start. F*ck off. #runnerrant

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MR @marko_richo

over 6 years ago

Runners who make out they are sponsored or 'supported by' companies because they get a 10% discount from a wholesaler that anybody can get if they ask. f*ck off #runnerrant

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Betsy Burnell @WarriorBetsy

about 8 years ago

Runner rant, no scratch that this is a human rant. If I can reach out and touch your vehicle with my hand, you are too close! Let’s share the road. #runchat #runmichigan #motherrruner #sharetheroad #runnerrant #sweatpink