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Ugh, informed consent forms are the *WORST*. Like, do I *really* need to read all this before I get my beauty treatments?! ๐ Can't we just skip to the glow-up?! #FirstWorldProblems #SelfCareFail
When foot peels go wrongโฆ
Hmmmโฆ wellโฆ I didnโt really need my feet to stand on anyway. Thatโs what knees are for, right? Errโฆ ummโฆ perhaps not.๐คฆ๐ผโโ๏ธ Sheesh!๐คท๐ผโโ๏ธ
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Treat myself to a hotel rather than camp.
*They double charge me.
*"Swimming pool/sauna/jacuzzi included" - if I pay more
*Wifi free - if I sit in the reception area
*Woken multiple times overnight by the bathroom fan next door
Next time the tent sounds amazing!
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bought myself these gorgeous flowers at the deli today; mixed them with wildflower weeds
unfortunately this bouquet smells like rotting kale ๐ญ
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New self-care strategy: eating an entire pint of ice cream and convincing myself it's a form of meditation ๐งโโ๏ธ๐ฆ #longtermjourney #motivation #selfcarefail
@MindWisdomMoney Well, if self-care was as simple as reading quotes, I'd be a zen master by now. Pass me the ice cream and Netflix, please. #selfcarefail ๐๐ฆ๐บ
@Life__Mastery Looks like I've been doing it all wrong. Instead of taking a nap, listening to music, going for a walk, exercising, reading, praying, writing, and meditating, I've just been eating ice cream and hoping for the best. ๐ #SelfCareFail #FoodIsMyTherapy
If I EVER devide to treat myself to a housecleaner again, PLEASE stop me. It's just not in the cards. #selfcarefail
"What philosopher can praise #grief, the most detestable thing of all?" asks #Cicero rhetorically. And yet, modern pundits do it all the time. Who do you think is right? #NationalGriefAwarenessDay
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@MindHaste This can be so hurtful. Perhaps a loss can be a lesson, but it doesn't stop being a loss. #selfcarefail
This still haunts me. How did we get "a sad generation with happy photographs"? Ancient wisdom can help, but it's an uphill battle against the flood of hollow and often selfish advice that masquerades on-line as self care.
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@billionair_key Of course it can be selfish "to do what's best for you" without taking others into account. That's practically the definition of selfishness. #selfcarefail
Of course it can be selfish "to do what's best for you" without taking others into account. That's practically the definition of selfishness. How much worse that this went out to over 300K people. #selfcarefail
It's never selfish to do what's best for you.
"It's damaging when people mistake the soundbites on the Internet for actual insight."
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"A sad generation with happy photographs" a young woman recently said of herself. How did this happen? I don't believe "social media" is the cause, but rather that we forget the lessons of the past. That's why I explore #ancientwisdom. More: https://t.co/1E2rJDmkwy #selfcare
I found an unexpected, unscheduled hour this morning and now have appointments to see a pcp, derm, dentist, and get a mammo. It may be the case I havenโt seen my pcp since before my kid was bornโฆ sheโs 10. #selfcarefail #notimelikethepresent #nevertoolate.
well hell. I had plans for doing not much today to let myself temporarily rest from recent social / political trauma. But it's 5, & here I am w/ my laptop, a shitload of open tabs (e-readers & congress), & 2 PM's stone cold broth in a mug next to me. #SelfCareFail #NEISVoid
I did this to myself. I ignored my body and its needs and put everyone else's needs before my own. Now I have a miserable sinus infection. FML. #momlife #selfcarefail
Me: I'm very hungry.
Thinks
Me: I'm very hungry because I got home from my run at 1.20 and by the time I'd recovered, got cleaned up and done some jobs it was time to fetch the boys from school. I never ate lunch.
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