Top Tweets for #shitcodysays
"I'm going to rub peanut butter all over you, then we're going to turn on some Ray J." #ShitCodySays then he looks at me and is like "what?! I like peanut butter." 😂 Goodbye Cody.
I LOVE Isaias bowls for breakfast. #ShitCodySays
“Is it mistletoe or camel toe?”
“Give me camel toe or give me death”
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Cody: we need another sexual for upstairs... I mean sectional
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Me: I don’t ever want to be a vegetable
Cody: Then why do you always dress like a potato
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Me: Can you fast forward through the commercials?
Cody: It’s my day off
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Here's the #ShitCodySays of the night.... Which did people start calling a weiner first? The penis or the hot dog?
What’s detangler? Is that like lube for your hair?
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Not only is Marco a great man, but a Scotsman and a Sailor.
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Cody: Do you think @GordonRamsay would like my pizza?
Me: I don’t know but I like it
Cody: It would mean a lot more to me if Gordon liked it
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Cody: can I pull this nail off your toe? It’s so small and gross.
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Me: Why are you mad?
Cody: Cause I always have to pay money
Me: For what?
Cody: Things I buy
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Girl on TV: I’m not a damsel in distress
Cody: You’re a damsel in gastric bypass
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Cody: come and do a shot with me!
*Holds up a bottle of NyQuil*
#ShitCodySays
"I'd rather go to the DMV than the Rex." #ShitCodySays
Me: I’ve barely left the house in days.
Cody: Then go. Be gone THOT!
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Cody: I’m still shook about last week
Me: What happened last week?
Cody: I can’t really remember but I am shook
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Cody: Where’s all the forks?
Me: Check the dishwasher.
Cody: You are the dishwasher.
#ShitCodySays
Cody: Are you gonna buy me an Apple Watch?
Me: No
Cody: So I’m just supposed to look like a peasant?!
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Cody: I’m so upset that you don’t remember my huge fart from this morning
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