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#shitcook is baking a Danish! 😜
#shitcook cooked the roast pack I won yesterday!
#shitcook roast chook for tea.
#shitcook made a pretty good lamb stew in the slow cooker.
Bloody cranky because I fucked up making some pesto 😡😡 before you @ me I don’t have a food processor I have a Bamix and that’s as useful as tits on a bull when making up some pesto 😡😡 #cookingfail #shitcook
Sometimes my rather , um, free and easy way of measuring our recipes can bite me in the ass.
Nice curry, but ......
Currently out mouths are on fire 🔥
#shitcook
Morrison, “I’m not a surgeon”, when asked a question over gender reassignment. He repeated the stunning revelation to another question. Fork me, he’s really not much of anything, is he? #ShitCook #ShitPM #ShitHuman https://t.co/lWK7F1PcbA
Proper schoolboy error by here, make sure when you cook a pre package pizza you remove the cardboard from underneath🤦♂️🤦♂️ feel like @JWarne66 fml🤤 #shitcook #soggybottom #JwarneMoment #pizza
Thanking Twitter for this safe confessional space where I can post things my family will never see.
Cooked a beef roast with the plastic doovalackywhatsit stuck to the bottom. Declaring here lest someone need to inform Toxicology.
😬 #shitcook #betterwriter
This is me when I go food shopping but it's actually my husband who’s going to cook it. 😂😂 #shitcook
I’ve just tried to cook a 2 ingredient banana & egg pancake. I’ve essentially made an omelette with banana & jam on. I attempted to grate dark chocolate into the other but did this over the pan so it all melted into the grater. They taste disgusting. #ShitCook
Cooking for myself tonight - had a beige dinner and burnt my thumb 🙁 #shitcook
Cor I’m starving and just burnt me oven chips 😡 #shitcook
I can’t believe I just had to #Google ‘How do I make White Sauce?’.
My mum is laughing her tits off in heaven right now! 😬👩🏻🍳
#cookingfail #Cooking #Thursdayfail #shitcook
Only my bird would order a takeaway an still set the smoke alarm off #shitcook
Mum and Dad go out for one evening, I’m left to fend for myself so fish finger salad sandwiches it is 😍 #shitcook
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