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We are a runaway bus careening down a very steep mountain road on fire with no brakes and we just discovered that the driver is black out drunk. #SlowDayAtWork 😆 🤣 #makeitmagic
One love. Loved One🎩 💙
Very slow day at work. 30 more minutes then home for some gaming. #slowdayatwork #slowsaturday #gamingguy
Told my guys I needed to check a report in my office.. Then I got on Twitter, tweeted this, and now I’m gonna sit here and scroll through my timeline... #slowdayatwork
@TomCostantino @MeisterChuck @SethMacFarlane @Brooki_eh @megamanex @hulu @GDNaturedVLLN He was just practicing with Blender and AE. #slowdayatwork
Oh boy -how did I miss this??!! Well according to Dr @JeffLandry, expert NOAA climatologist 🤣🤣. I always knew @AGJeffLandry was as bad at science as he is law, but now we have proof straight from his official office’s communication! #ScienceMatters #FactsMatter #slowdayatwork
This shows the pattern & variations over the past 400,000 yrs from Antarctic Ice Cores. This pattern repeated long before civilization of man. Yes, climate changes. NO, we're not the cause. CO2 & Temperature were correlated long before Global Warming! @ClaireTaylorTDA @KATCTV3
@saltwaterkrill If The Knack came up with a vaccine, would they call it ‘My Sharona’? #sorry #slowdayatwork
If you look at a map upside down it looks like the UK is giving out to Ireland for falling over #slowdayatwork
I never understood the saying "I'm going to be as useful as the g in lasagne". The g is what gives the word the "nyuh" sound? if it wasn't there it would sound like "la-sane". #slowdayatwork
Really enjoying gifs today...man I'm bored... #slowdayatwork
If ICE shows up at my job, imma pretend I don’t know English, wait for one of them to violate my rights, and BAM MOTHAFUCKA! Catch a lawsuit real quick. Then I can quit my job from the settlement I receive. #SlowDayAtWork
The #BencherElection2019 podcasts recorded by @SeanRobichaud are an excellent resource for VOTERS who want to hear directly from the candidates about the issues. Check out mine (and all the others): https://t.co/lsI3BSZQPD #MoreShamelessSelfPromotion #SlowDayAtWork
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