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#SmallSon ‘What’s this fizzy stuff in the really tall glass, it’s really nice?’ Me: ‘urrrrrm’ #Champagne #ExpensiveTaste
#SmallSon has just made a genuine attempt to persuade us he has to isolate so can’t go to school today 😂 Including fairly flimsy explanation for why his head hadn’t emailed us ... #pandemicexcuses #skiver
Me to #smallson ‘come on child get a move on!’ Him: (loftily) ‘I am not just some child. I am a Brand.’ Early adolescent #identity awareness coming on well then ... #morningconversations
Me, on #rugbyduty with #smallson ‘so the mums and dads stand on the side and watch?’ Him: ‘yeah’ me (hopefully) ‘Do any sit in the car with the engine running drinking coffee?’ Him (firmly) ‘They stand on the side and watch.’ #brrr
@RachelGardnerRA #smallson suggested I start a gaming channel. ‘That’d get you a lot more subscribers than talking church stuff mum’ ... #cantarguewiththat
#SmallSon off for a #longweekend, in #lockdown, and now thick freezing #fog forecast most of the day. As he said gleefully ‘it’s like God is TELLING me to play computer games all day ...’ 🙈
#SmallSon has been googling me & treated me this am to a live performance imitation of my crazy poses in all the photos/video thumbnails he found of me online. What a way to start the day ...
Never done this before but #familystuff important at the mo (& on #isolation looking for ideas tbh). This, to me, is about the light you carry inside that no dark times or crappy stuff can put out. The darkness cannot smother it. (#smallson ‘yeah mum. It’s just a pumpkin mum’ 😂)
In Other News just had to do quite a sensitive #phonecall and in the middle #smallson shouted I HAVE THE ULTIMATE POWER AND YOU NEED TO DIE inexplicably loudly. Explanations were required... #gaming #awkward #homeworking #isolating8yrold
So in best #psychologist style I have been talking to #SmallSon about what he is going to aim at for some #IsolationProductivity Reading a book or completing a project, meeting a goal... today he informed me he has decided. He is going to wear only pyjamas for 14 consecutive days
@RachaelNewham90 Do whatever gets you through and remember: they do stop. This is not a sign of some inner personality defect for your child or failure of your parenting. Some kids just super struggle & find emotions overwhelming. #smallson had horrendous tantrums but is now a totally normal 8yo
@YouBelong_2019 Ok so this looks a bit extra but ... I do soda bread all the time for #glutenfree #smallson and olive plait just soothed my soul on a #pandemicsundayoff - can that count as #showstopper?!
#TodaysFavouriteThing #SmallSon is now learning to walk home alone but I meet him at the corner -he's proving he can cross our road safely. Oh that moment when his grown up saunter becomes a small boy excited scuttle when he sees me because somewhere inside he is still my boy 💜
Ok people husband and #SmallSon have gone to grandparents for a week, daughter has gone out and I am ALONE IN THE HOUSE and not gonna lie it feels pretty weird. But what should I do to take advantage of this first solo moment in about 19 weeks?!
So #smallson is in full on end of term twitchy, fidgety, not wanting to work mood. #MrMid has come down from a tense work call with New York to do half hour lesson on the difference between "Your" and "you're" Anyone want to #sweepstake on how long till the shouting starts? 🙈
Y'all, we figured Pride month is a good time to let you know that #smallson is now @TolDaughterRobs - she remains as awesome, kickass and sarcastic as ever.
#smallson just shared a phrase with me:‘I’m just spamming keys’ ie in gaming when no idea what you’re doing so hitting anything at random in hope it works. Which may be my new fav saying as that feels like what I’ve been doing most of #lockdown juggling work and #homeschooling 😂
Me (emerging from work call) to #smallson (has been entertained by TV) "How was that program I suggested?" Him "GREAT, there was LOADS OF SWEARING and it was ALL THE TIME!" Note to self: check cert of new cool Prime shows before suggesting them #LockdownFail (he is now hooked)
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