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Cause sarcasm is a way of life πΊππ»ππΌ #smartassforlife #sanganaβ¦ https://t.co/tbDIe17oaX
This guy pays for his yogurt and goes "that's it?" Lol. The urge not to say something sarcastic πππ
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Mom: beer makes you fat you know.
Me: yeah, that's why I drink coors LIGHT. #SmartassForLife
@HarryShumJr you know that these only protect the people around you from your germs but don't filter what you inhale? πβοΈπ#smartassforlife
Another question asked "name three areas you are trustworthy in." My answer: North Dakota, Pennsylvania, and Washington. #SmartassForLife
Born with a smirk! ππππππ
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Filling out medical forms and get to the "difficulty hearing" question and feel like writing "what?" instead of yes or no
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@FoustBrow Being a smartass can be fun, and at times rewarding. Lol From one smartass to another. π
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A man at work told me to smile today. I said 'don't tell me what to do.' and then I smiled after he walked away. #smartassforlife
Friend: No words can express my feelings of gratitude.
Me: Try making grunting sounds.
#SmartAssForLife :)
I was a nice guy before I read http://t.co/jSBOk55o3p, now I'm a #SmartAssForLife @rnikoley ... jk, I was a smart ass long ago.
The people in my DUI class must love having me there #smartassforlife
Kayla is my name. Sarcasm is my game. #smartassforlife
Born with a smirk .. #smartassforlife
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