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#softplayhell is over. 75 kids. 4 cakes. No vomit. I’d say that was a success - the wine has never tased so good
The calm before the storm… #softplayhell
Caught up with some from friends who moved to Portugal recently and they told me that they DO NOT HAVE SOFT PLAY THERE.
Have been seriously considering relocating ever since!
#dadlife #softplayhell
Saturday afternoon…… at a kids soft play party 🤦🏼♂️😡
What did I do to deserve this 🤷🏼♂️ #softplayhell #whydoit
Roll on tomorrow, an afternoon with my boy and The Boys in Brum 😎
Still had wrapping and tidying to do before things get busy…… I drew the short straw…… #softplayhell
Soft play is and will always be, my least favourite thing to do with this one 😬🙄 she enjoyed it while it was quiet at least #mumlife #softplayhell
There are all these toddlers licking alcohol sanitiser gel off of their hands before they have their snacks. 🙈 Meanwhile, my kid just ate a (random) hula hoop off of the floor. 😱 I’m not proud, I should probably get off of my phone. #softplayhell
Husband has taken toddler to soft play so I can get some writing done & I’m getting #softplaywars updates via text 😂 This is why I don’t take her at the wkend - carnage! He really is a gem putting up with that in the name of my #WIP ❤️ #softplayhell #writingcommunity
@laurajamesradio @BBCDevon We did soft play once last week...miraculously survived without any broken bones or losing a child (but only just!!) #softplayhell
If anyone was wondering why we were inside at #softplayhell today then here’s why. Pateley Bridge is under water. Boris’s cronies won’t provide any flood suppprt because it’s the “wrong kind of flooding.” Meanwhile he’s chilling at his estate with no interest in normal people.
The last few kids are clearing out now, and the tantrums are starting. A few kids can barely stand, which is a good effort. Ours seem ok except the odd instance of walking into tables and chairs, which is a good sign that the plan to tire them out has worked. #softplayhell
We’re close to entering the fourth hour of #softplayhell now. Surely this is a test of human endurance that no child can go through and still continue “reading” loudly until midnight? Surely I’ve done enough to guarantee 12 hours of unconsciousness?
Still, this is all likely preferable to the usual Saturday afternoon agony of the #lufc match, especially 0-0 after 40 minutes with @Kalvinphillips off and looking potentially out for a few, right when we need him most - hope he’s ok. #softplayhell
Took my laptop to soft play today in the hope of fitting in some work. No chance... it was so busy that there weren’t even any tables!
#softplayhell #halfterm #freelancelifestyle
Half term hell😩? We have some great holiday hacks for those working at home with the kids around 👌
#freelancers #remoteworking #flexiblework
Took the kids to soft play l, I knew the consequences. I did not however plan for their to be 2 birthday parties plus the normal Saturday crowd 😖 if there is such a thing as #softplayhell then I am in the middle of it
Currently seeking shelter in the toilets. Absolutely no desire to use them it’s just quiet. #softplayhell
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