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@ChrisReevo @JackReeveTNC Nope. Can’t kick it with his left foot. All his goals look the same, Jack Stacey got more assists in the first half Saturday than Sainz has all season. #sortofjoking Seriously though he ain’t anywhere near as good as Buendia was.
Also, just a smidge mad that the @browns took some of Dottie’s arrival shine away today with the Chubb extension
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Right. Anniversary = PDR day. Time for some constructive feedback. #sortofjoking #loveisnicebutPDRsaregreat
Maybe we should market climate science as a religion? We could deny basic services to climate deniers? Climate science would be protected in education? If religion gets better treatment than our planet perhaps we have to make it one? #sortofjoking #desperate #ClimateEmergency
Bolt. Meltdown.

This is what I’ve produced this week. A big jar of crystallised orange slices., plus a bottle of extra syrup. Plus three trays of peel that’s drying in the dehydrator. Sometimes I think I should give up work and spend my time making sweet things for everyone. #sortofjoking

@SheriffChody He did the right thing! That is why I am not an officer cause I may have tazed her #sortofjoking
Hearing talk of codicils being added to the Withdrawal Agreement raises the question of why not randomly select other testamentary-related doctrines?
Will it be BREXIT SECRET TRUSTS next?
#Brexit #SortofJoking #WhoKnows
Parenting hack 192: If your kids are really annoying, just get them a cage 👍
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#Wilfwillonlygoinitwithhisbrothers
#canyoujustwatchthebabysoicanhaveawee https://t.co/xf4kZO6ey3
If I’m following you, there is a 99.9% chance it’s because you have a dog.
The rest?
Yeah, I’m still trying to figure that out. This could take a while.
#dogenthusiast
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@AcerbicAcademic Interesting. I have to teach in a computer lab, so I can't avoid devices, but I can control the desktops via software. Maybe I should force the students to look at a picture of me during the lecture portions? #sortofjoking
@NathanLee And if the money was put into housing their corporate mates would still get their cut too. #winwin #sortofjoking
You're more than welcome to come use the #BOKCenter again here in #Tulsa. #sortofjoking #butnotreallyjoking https://t.co/ZX8JbASrRK
If Dabo doesn't come in like Ali, shouting "THE CHAMP IS HERE!", I'll be disappointed. #SortOfJoking #ACCKickoff #Clemson

All my contemporaries want to be on SNL but I just want to be in the cast of The Capitol Steps on NPR. #sortofjoking #onlysortof
I would call this week a success if I could get through it without murdering my husband #sortofjoking
Put Landry at CB.... #sortofjoking
Waiting for GOP to magically discover benefits of job-sharing and field another presidential candidate alongside Trump #sortofjoking
Officially entered #PitchSlam so bring on the critiques! I can take it, I swear. #thickerskin #slingsandarrows #sortofjoking
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