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Waiting on a pin stripe to show up
But the makeover is complete with new bumpers and lights
Now to swap motors and brakes
Cause you only have to do two things in life
Go fast and stop fast
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Getting sunburnt gets all the winter impurities out....
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All the information for beginners interested in joining the Church of Steve
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In reference to the music video for the song “Come On Eileen”….
Me: “Look at them thinking they’re all cool, walking around naked under those overalls.”
Friend: “Doesn’t that make them clothed?”
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Today’s #Steveism, 15-year wedding anniversary edition:
Me: Did you ever think we’d still be this happy after all this time?
@DailySteveisms : Yes.
Me:Really? Why?
Steve: Low expectations.
#WednesdayWisdom #wednesdaymorning
Sounds to me like He needs to un-fuckify something. That’s a technical term too. Un-Fuckify. It means “to un-fuck a currently fucked situation” #Steveism
If you have to ask your wife what her problem is, it’s probably you. #Steveism #SpeakingFromExperience #marriage
It doesn't have to be matching luggage. But it does have to all be on the same airplane. #steveism #advertising
Last night I asked @MichelleAMilew if we could get a kitten and name it Dr. Meow after #DrNow from #my600lblife. I told her right now, it’s studying for it’s #MCATS. 🤣 #steveism #DadJokes
Me: What are you doing?
@MichelleAMilew: Making a checklist so you don’t forget to pack anything....
Michelle (at camp): Where is the—
Me: I forgot it.
Michelle: What about the list?
Me: What list? #Steveism #MarriageFail #Camping #NationalTrailsDay
Just told @MichelleAMilew that our imaginary kids cans go live with their father and high-fived her. 🤣 #Steveism
@MichelleAMilew ran a personal best 5K (27:41) and won her age group today, but I told her I won’t really love her until she breaks 20:00. #Steveism #running #fitness
I told @MichelleAMilew I like her outfit because it reminds me of a #GIJoe I used to have. #Steveism #Merica #USA
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This is why I love @GamersNexus! They fucking Rock! #1 PC community. #1 Tech YouTubers. Imo
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