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Kellen asks me about how he was born. I told him about my c-section. "Why don't you just shove your hand down your throat and find the baby?" #whynot #stuffkellensays
My 4-yr-old asked if ducks have teeth. I told him I wasn't sure... "so you're not a duck expert?" Sadly, I am not. 😂 #stuffkellensays 💁🏻
My 10yo - fresh out of the shower, naked and giving himself a pep talk in the bathroom - might be my best moment of 2018. And it’s been a good, dare I say great, 2018. #stuffkellensays
My son, fresh out of the shower: “I need to dry off my Sacagawea.”
Oh my. #stuffKellensays
Kellen: I don’t like President Trump.
Me: Why not?
Kellen: He says mean things. He’s not nice. #stuffkellensays #observationsofa10yo
#stuffkellensays @jadels09 - "Kellen what's your bug's name?"
Kellen without missing a beat - "His name is Fart Knocker"
Kellen: Didn’t Amelia Earhart like fly around and she crashed? Wasn't she in a CONSTIPATION camp? You know, like Anne Frank.
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