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10. Avoid other Syrians - unlike the Lebanese, who are gregarious and quite sociable, Syrians are a bit like Siamese fighting fish and thrive better when mixing with others than with each other #SyriaInUK
8. On some days in May and June, or in Christmas, you may come across a strangely dressed groups of people moving in an erratic and bizarre way. They are not having a seizure. Locals refer to them as "Morris Dancers". Just walk on politely and avoid eye contact #SyriaInUK
6. Some things in the UK are refreshingly similar to life in Syria. When someone asks how you are doing, the only acceptable answer is, "Fine". Nobody really cares and we don't want to hear your life story #SyriaInUK
5. The English are a strange people and apart from an obsession with the weather, enjoy things like long walks in the country even if it is raining. The weather will become a bit part of your life. Embrace the rain #SyriaInUK
4. A "hamburger" does not contain ham. Similarly, there is no circus in Picaddilly Circus, it hardly ever snows in winter, and there hasn't been a London fog in almost seventy years #SyriaInUK
2. Forget everything you learned at Wednesday afternoon Introduction to English classes at the British Council in Damascus. Modern English is defined by contracting words, "innit" for "isn't it", or "wa'er". A simple "Ta" will suffice when you wish to thank someone #SyriaInUK
1. Nobody watches Mr Bean anymore. British comedy has moved on quite a bit since. Beginners can start with The Fast Show, and progress to Little Britain. Syrians with advanced British Humour skills can attempt The League of Gentlemen or Garth Marenghi's Darkplace #SyriaInUK
To fellow Syrians looking to relocate to the United Kingdom, I have decided to put together a series of tweets listing top tips on how to live well on these fair isles and blending in with the natives... #SyriaInUK
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