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Surrounded by LOOOOOOVE!!! Oliver, Dexter & Ava (Bosch hopped down just as I grabbed my phone) #HappyNewYear everyone, be safe out there! Always remember, call a friend or take a cab…. There’s no reason or excuse to ever drink & drive!! #TakeAnUber #StaySafe
Things I could do with $6,600:
1. Pay 3 months of mortgage
2. Pay 1 year tuition at UVic
3. Take an 11 day trip to Africa including air, meals, safari, and accommodations.
#takeanuber
B.C. minister slammed for $6,600 limousine bill on Boston trip
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@scrowder Did you ask him Jared’s whereabouts as well? You probably “can’t talk on that.” either can you? #FreeJaredMonroe #TakeAnUber
After much #miscommunication, the #jury went home for the day in the #LeteciaStauchTrial. Countdown clocks or not, be safe on this #CincodeMayo2023 if you are drinking, #TakeAnUber and be safe please. I have a driver and if something happens @lyft #JusticeForGannon💙 #TequilaBy5
If you are out having fun during the last weekend of @FROST_ReginaSk , take the #SGI shuttle between locations and plan a safe ride home. #designateddriver #takeanuber #callacab #takepublictransit @maddcanada @SGItweets @reginapolice @RCMPSK @CityofRegina
Why are they acting like it’s the cops fault none of them have a valid license? And why do they automatically pull the “racist” card… with a black cop? #NoSense #OPLive #OPNation #TakeAnUber
Two @ChaskaPD squads in our facility right now. Both brought a suspected drunk driver off the roadways. #takeanUber
@RepMattGaetz By "good," you mean happy hour prices on White Claw? You're right, trumpette. #TakeAnUber
@NextRevFNC @RepMattGaetz Dude, you lost. How many time do you need to lose? You latched yourself to a loser and now you're a loser. Maybe go back to chugging Cosmos. #TakeAnUber
this day last year is the reason that TODAY and every day since I struggle to get out of bed. Today I remember what i ended up losing: a best friend and a piece of the person I used to be. #dontdrinkanddrive #takeanuber
@RepMattGaetz Dude, Mango White Claw doesn't protect you. #TakeAnUber
@RepMattGaetz A great drunk never forgets his White Claw, his Fuzzy Navel, or his Cosmo Martini. #NeverForget #TakeAnUber
@RepMattGaetz @GenFlynn Speaking of "drop" ... how many sugary Lemon Drops did you down before tweeting this nonsense? #TakeAnUber
@cheddar @RepMattGaetz As long as they don't steal your Fuzzy Navel, right? #magadeath #takeanuber #drunktrumpkin
@juliegraceb @RepMattGaetz Still picking on women, tough guy? Does Mango White Claw give you balls? #TakeAnUber
@JudgeJeanine @RepMattGaetz Which tavern did he call in from? Did you interrupt his Fuzzy Navel? #takeanuber
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