Top Tweets for #thejoysofparenting
When you celebrate your birthday bc your kids want cake and crab legs 😩🤣 #thejoysofparenting
Nothing quite like being parent shamed by your 6 yr old to humble you & make you question all of your life choices at the same time #thejoysofparenting
@xandvt It gets better when your offspring says ‘what’s this thing moving on my finger?’ 🤢 when in the shower 🚿 everything straight on a hot wash and a trip to Boots for the medication 💊 🪱 and head lice make my skin crawl #thejoysofparenting
just what i need to read after a sleepless night with a toddler with nightmares. #TheJoysOfParenting
How’s your #Monday going?
Sorry there’s no breast milk. . .
Drink it! Dad Drink it! 😂
#ManIjustLoveKids
#iLoveMyKids too
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AB: Did you read this book? It’s quite interesting.
Me (excited because we haven’t had time to discuss books recently): Which one is it?
The book:
😅 #thejoysofparenting
That escalated quickly. How’s your Thursday going? Haven(‘t) I told you about #Kids. #TheJoysOfParenting
@MR_T_MUFC @Emily_1010x 20 - until I got kids now I’m forced to go 17. Hehehehehe #TheJoysOfParenting
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Things I’ve yelled this week:
“Where are all the oven knobs???”
“What the f#ck smells like sh*t?!!!”
And the classic … “What’s in your mouth?!?!”
#kids #parenting #sendhelp
Y’all know I’m co-#parenting my sister’s #spermdonor baby, right? #Snephew came home from daycare with a horrible cough & green eye shmeg so guess who now has a horrible cough & green eye shmeg? #thejoysofparenting #whyarekidssofuckinggross
Kids say the darndest things! 😂 #TheJoysOfParenting Right @DougBaldwinJr? 👏🏼
To watch the full episode: https://t.co/RcLDO8ExLa
#Seahawks #KidsSayTheDarndestThings
300 dollars after hiring a locksmith for the house and car - my kid’s school calls to tell me that my daughter has pulled them out of her lunchbox #thejoysofparenting
Not sure there’s anything creepier than the sound of your kid’s toy playing some battery-depleted, deranged nursery rhyme song from the depths of the playroom in which nobody has stepped foot for at least 2 hours… #thejoysofparenting
The teenager is staying at her boyfriends's tonight, the dog is at his dad's.
@thewisdomtooth and I just looked at each other and went 'Sunday morning sex!!'
#thejoysofparenting
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