Top Tweets for #thingsPeytonsays
Pey - “Dad, if you change the j in juice to a D then you get Douche.”
Me - “Pey, you can’t say that, and that’s not how you spell it..... and that’s my word”
Apparently she hangs around me a little too much. #DadFail #ThingsPeytonSays
Peyton while eating ice cream “I’m going to leave my hat on so I don’t get brain freeze”. #ThingsPeytonSays
Peyton’s quote of the day.
Me - “Pey, why did you leave your coat in the car”
Peyton - “Cause I farted on it and I thought it would smell”
Me - 🤣🤣🤣🤣.
#ThingsPeytonSays
“Ok here's the order. Hold Hands, then hug, get married, then kiss, then touch butts, then have babies!" #ThingsPeytonSays #Relationships #10yrolds
"I don't need to go to church now, I'm pretty sure I saw God on that run today!" #thingsPeytonsays #crosscountrythings
"You killed my back but you looked so cute asleep so I didn't want to move you." #thingspeytonsays
"I don't look sunburnt, I look like a taquito" #thingspeytonsays
"This my friends is called concealer- which conceals the fact that I am Caucasian" #thingspeytonsays
"Can't get a 4.0 but I can fit 18 pieces of gum in my mouth" #thingspeytonsays
*talking about play set* "I feel like you could get the child versions of stds on those things" #thingspeytonsays
"No they don't have vending machines for socks that's dumb" #thingspeytonsays
"Well that man walked in and I thought- what would he do if I just ran and jumped on his back?" #thingspeytonsays
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