Top Tweets for #thoughtsfromthepump

Not Enuff Tech @NotEnuffTech

about 4 years ago

The science behind how you actually “F*CK AROUND AND FIND OUT” 📊📈🧮✏️📐🤣 #TeamDL Repost from @rogerskaer • Fuck Around and Find Out #51yearoldbaldman #bigboymoney #beingrich #thoughtsfromthepump #perspective #ilovemyford #electricbike #fordcamping #fordlife #fordproblems

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 5 years ago

Concept: a gas station but everyone is on roller skates. #ThoughtsFromThePump #GasStation

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 5 years ago

Gas stations are like ice cream parlors for cars. We said what we said. #ThoughtsFromThePump #GasStation

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 5 years ago

The night before Thanksgiving, cars come alive and drive themselves to Shell to fill up with Shell V-Power NiTRO+. They call it… “TanksGiving.” #ThoughtsFromThePump #CarsOfInstagram #Cars

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 5 years ago

Should we amend the term ‘rush hour’ to be ‘mind-numbingly-slow hour’? It just feels more fitting. #ThoughtsFromThePump #CarsOfInstagram #Cars

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The Fuel Rewards® Program @FuelRewards

about 5 years ago

There are two kinds of people in the world: ones who view their tank as half-full and ones who view their tank as half-empty. #ThoughtsFromThePump

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The Fuel Rewards® Program @FuelRewards

over 5 years ago

There are two kinds of people in the world: ones who view their tank as half-full and ones who view their tank as half-empty. #ThoughtsFromThePump

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The Fuel Rewards® Program @FuelRewards

over 5 years ago

Window on top of car = Sunroof Window on side of car= Sunwall Change our minds. #ThoughtsFromThePump

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The Fuel Rewards® Program @FuelRewards

over 5 years ago

Do electric cars stop by gas stations just for the ambiance? #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

over 5 years ago

It’s wild that we call it gas when it’s actually a liquid. Any thoughts on calling it “Vroom Juice”? #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

over 5 years ago

Do electric cars stop by gas stations just for the ambiance? #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

over 5 years ago

Stop buying scales for your fitness goals. Just go to a weigh station and subtract the weight of your car. #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

over 5 years ago

Window on top of car =Sunroof Window on side of car= Sunwall Change our minds. #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

over 5 years ago

Which horse did they use to determine horsepower? The most average horse? The strongest horse? How close were we to donkeypower? #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

over 5 years ago

Car horns are too harsh. There should be a softer ‘excuse me’ horn. #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 6 years ago

Do those big gasoline delivery trucks have fuel tanks? Or is the whole back half its fuel tank? #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 6 years ago

It isn’t a snack run unless the cashier feels compelled to ask if you’d like a bag. #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 6 years ago

There are two kinds of people in the world: ones who view their tank as half-full and ones who view their tank as half-empty. #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 6 years ago

Is a fill-up like sleeping for cars? Or is it like eating for cars? #ThoughtsFromThePump

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@ShellStationsUS

almost 6 years ago

How does the pump nozzle know when the gas tank is full? What other secrets do they share with each other? #ThoughtsFromThePump

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