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@Ronxyz00 #ToddlerRules
@RNCResearch I don't care who you are, if a toddler offers you a bite of a fake ice cream cone... you take a bite of that ice cream 🍦
#ToddlerRules
I was confused regarding what to eat and this toddler came, firmly ordered strawberry icecream for breakfast. I want to start my day with such energy everyday.
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@LisaMirandoCNN @mkraju @Liz_Cheney @POTUS 2. #ToddlerRules
Let’s be candid:
@realDonaldTrump has never matured beyond the mindset of a spoiled, bratty toddler. Terrible 2s describe a phase where kids don’t get along well with others or play nice in the sandbox. We’ve all known adults who are like that. That’s DJT to a T
@LisaMirandoCNN @mkraju ‘@Liz_Cheney Due to his #NarcissticPersonalityDisorder & being poorly parented, @POTUS is incapable of thoroughly understanding concept of “sanctity”, so he’ll never get your point. He’s stuck in a #ToddlerRules mindset:
“If I want it, it’s mine
If you’ve got it, it’s mine” 1/
Toddler Snack Rules: It puts a pretzel in each hand or else it gets the screams again.
#thoughtsonmom #momlife #toddlers #kids #children #lifewithkids #parenting #toddlerrules #lifewithtoddlers #bothhands #snacks
My 2 yr old loves baseball. He loves me pitching him and he loves being the batter.
So I pitch it about 40x until he says "turn" then he hands me the bat to swing. He throws me 1 pitch, then says "turn". I said "HELL NAH you got 39 more to go". #Petty #Fightme #ToddlerRules
Hello @Jo_Frost my daughter and I took my grandson Fred to the library, he reckons he can read big boy books & he pulled this off the shelf. Isabelle reckons it’ll save a lot time if he just reads it himself 😂 #toddlerrules
Sorry @liveblueland, but the revolution is on hold in this house for the time being. #ToddlerRules
@vlamburns @MichaelVlamis @tylerjblackburn I've thought the same think #toddlerrules #animalrules #vlamburnrules
@pchittum @LaceySnr Never cut the toast in half! Always always ask. Multiple times in case he changes his mind. Then, it is still his prerogative to refuse the final product! #toddlerrules
I live with a Diet Nazi AKA my toddler. Who will forcefully remove a snack from my mouth and then eat it in front of me, whilst laughing.
#strongtoddler #toddlerrules #hishouse #momlife #foodstealer #MyBoy
Had to take out an Amazon Prime subscription to feed my son’s #PawPatrol habit #byebyeNetflix #toddlerrules
Middle child's report card says he's an avid reader... good job really!! Youngests report card says he's 'beginning' to follow rules.... We're screwed. #motherofboys #ds2 #ds3 #booksellersson #toddlerlife #toddlerrules #11yearsold #3yearsold
Things I used to have before having a tiny human: 1. Time 2. Sunglasses with both lens in tact 3. Chapstick without bite marks 4. Coffee in an actual mug 5. Boobs #momlife #toddlerrules
When eating spaghetti hoops, you should always eat them one at a time. Wear each one like a ring, then eat it with a melodramatic flourish. #toddlerrules #toddler
Took the 2yo to the window to show him it had started snowing. He frowned and told me to turn it off. 🤣 #ToddlerLife #ToddlerRules
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