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So I'm basically going to rewrite 'One Flew Over The Cuckoos Nest'. I flew IN. I think I can either write or tweet my way out.
#OneFlewIntoTheCuckoosNest #JustPsychWardThings #UnFML #ModernWomansGuide #MentalHealth #HeckYeah
When literally all my pain problems would be resolved with CBD but the QLD Health System is still running late *deepest sigh in infinity*
#JustPsychWardThings #WomanProblems #UnFML
I've been saying this for years....truth is I'm actually really bad at lying. Anyone that really knows me knows I am an open π
#unFML #IMustNotTellLies #IAmAnOpenBook
At some point, only the artificial intelligence will be able to comprehend what is going on.
We will just watch, ask questions, be in awe, and hope itβs truthful and not malicious.
Well fuck....I just recovered from a minor existential crisis. It only lasted about 12 minutes. That's a new record for me! #unfml #justanxietythings #ImFine
Critics of capitalism have always said that working life is in decay. But it seems they have not looked at the evidence https://t.co/jUDddtFCfT
Dear @elonmusk,
18/10 π π π No one has ever made me LMFAO the couch, cry/laugh and snort/laugh at the same time. You are the exception to the rule. You are the snack!!!
πππ
- With Love, Tali xx
#unfml #sendbeardpics #ELONONE
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I'm flirting with the idea of doing a Masters of Counselling & Psychotherapy. It's only a 2 year degree. I think I would rather study psychotherapy than psychology purely because I know I don't need to do a 4-7 year degree to know I'm a psycho.
I think, therefore I am.#unfml
Dear Men of Twitter,
This is the only 'cock' I want in my DMs or on my timeline.
10/10 π π π
- Love Tali xx
#unfml #nocockspic #sendcoqpics
@A_Modern_Woman Here is a picture of my beautiful coq.
I'm flirting with the idea of writing a 'How to Train Your Tali' user guide. It will include helpful and unhelpful advice like what food to not feed me when.... I said I'm not fucking hungry!!! Asdfghjkl!@#!$!!!!
#unfml #howtotrainyourtali
If you enjoy people correcting your grammar, replying with unrelated topics, rewriting your words and explaining what you actually should have said, then the Twitter might be for you.
You know what I miss about the good old days? Exchanging letters about nothing and everything with someone you love. Good times. #penpals #unfml #withlovetalixx
Felt cute, might delete later...
JK, I actually love this photo. I took it the day after I got back from spending a week in therapy sorting my shit out. #unfml #newbeginnings #newendings
Doing a digital declutter of my phone and my life. Didn't realise how muchπ©was taking up so much space.
#unfml #digitaldeclutter #byebitch
I think I cracked the code, Guys! I have Plan A, Plan B and Plan C. I'm writing 3 book series and building 3 businesses. When I get stuck on 1...I go to 2...when I get stuck on 2...I go back to 1 and if I get bored... I go to 3. It seems to be working pretty well so far #unfml
Never say Sorry unless you really fuck up or really fuck someone over. I am so fucking sorry if I did fuck anyone over. Unclear yet.
#unfml #SorryIDidntKnow #SorryImLate
Dear Men of Twitter,
I don't want any dick pics or nudes. I am Engaged AF! Send me beard pics! I will rate them! π― Nothing is more manly to me than a majestic wizard beard.
- A Modern Woman
#unfml #nonudes #dontsenddickpics #sendbeardpics
I would never leave. I would bring my weighted blanket, some tacos, my dog and just move in.
#anxietythoughts #unfml #thehauntedhouseismyhouse
Love it!
I've been saying to all my engaged/married friends for years. They didn't believe me. So I proposed to my now future husband while wearing leggings and my engagement ring is a moonstone πPretty sure, I sure showed them!
#unfml #fuckdiamonds #HeSaidYes
Whoever said diamonds are a girl's best friend has clearly never worn leggings.
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