Top Tweets for #uramomwhen

SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

almost 9 years ago

And then some days you look in the mirror and think, “oh my fucking God, what the fuck happened to my body”. #momlife #uramomwhen #fuck #holyshit #gym #postpartum

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

almost 9 years ago

#If nobody saw you wear it yesterday, can you still wear it today? #fashion #momlife #uramomwhen #mom #today #yes

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

almost 9 years ago

I wish I could’ve banked all the #sleep I got when I was a #teenager and saved it for all the sleep I now need as a #mom. #uramomwhen #iwish

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

almost 9 years ago

Operation mommy needs a break #HidingInTheBathroom #mom #uramomwhen Please slide #wine under the door. Please don’t tell my husband #shhhh

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

almost 9 years ago

You know you’re tired when you pour yourself a glass of #wine and then put the glass down and take the bottle. #uramomwhen #momlife #mom

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

#toddler witching hour is no joke. #needmorewine #momlife #uramomwhen #wine #help

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

When all you want to eat are pickles and wine. . . And ur not even pregnant #mom #momlife #uramomwhen #yummy #why #mtolive #wine #pickles

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

Then there comes a time when you just know you're going to get pee and/or poop on your hands. . . And you're ok with it #momlife #uramomwhen

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

"You cannot live on #wine and #coffee alone" 😂 Me: watch me #uramomwhen #momlife #mom #tired 🍷🍷☕️☕️ #cheers

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

Something about the #pooping face that gets me every time. #toddlers #SoAdorable #momlife #uramomwhen #stinkybutt

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

I think my #water tastes just fine without mashed potatoes, thank you though. #toddler #dinner #momlife #uramomwhen

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

Watching my #toddler wait in anticipation to find out what the number of the day is ... pure joy. ❤@sesamestreet #sesamestreet #uramomwhen

UrAMomWhen's tweet photo. Watching my #toddler wait in anticipation to find out what the number of the day is ... pure joy. ❤@sesamestreet #sesamestreet #uramomwhen https://t.co/42LPvsC8bT

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

I actually put on #clothes and did my #makeup today to go through the #Panera drive through. #momsdayout #uramomwhen #momlife @panerabread

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

Instead of taking your #toddler to the #aquarium just take them to a #petstore to look at fish. Much cheaper 🐠🐟🐡 #uramomwhen #momhack #mom

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

Always cold #uramomwhen #momlife

UrAMomWhen's tweet photo. Always cold #uramomwhen #momlife https://t.co/xeTO9RydKG

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

Mom: professional macaroni and cheese maker #mom #momlife #uramomwhen #macaroniandcheese

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

I want to go to those places that you can't go to unless you get a babysitter. #momlife #uramomwhen #adulting #MissMyFriends

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

Then there are those days when your #toddler thinks sitting in the #bathtub is an #option #momlife #uramomwhen #quitethenight

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

When you pick up your #toddler from his #highchair without realizing he has a super full #diaper. #wetmommy #soaked #uramomwhen #momlife

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SuitYourself @UrAMomWhen

over 9 years ago

I #showered and shaved my leg tonight. Maybe next week I'll get to #shave the other one. #uramomwhen #momlife #bigscore #almostnormal

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