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People always think I have this big anti-aging secret that I refuse to share with the rest of humanity. I don't have one. No "healthy living" or lotions or whatever. I don't know what to tell them when they ask. ๐ฎโ๐จ #VampireProblems
"I have to ask, how old are you again?"
"I'm 42."
"You really look so incredibly young. I expected a much older man"
What am I supposed to do about it, age myself with make up or something? ๐ฎโ๐จ I look the way I look ๐ฎโ๐จ This is why I dislike being among people ๐ฎโ๐จ #VampireProblems
One of my followers made a huge dick on my face. #frustrated #vampire #vampirelife #ihatehumans #vampireproblems #skills
@donpeeri Tryna quietly suck the blood out of this sheep boy but his stupid big ass bell keeps alerting the herd
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queria achar um(a) caรงador(a) de seres sobrenaturais pra tacar o terror nele(a)
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Anyone else or is this just me? ๐
#VampireFreaks #Goth #Coffin #Headphones #Music #Alternative #VampireProblems
Dracula: Master of the night, ruler of darkness... unless his cat sleeps in his coffin. Then he sleeps on the floor like a mere mortal." ๐ฆ๐ฑ #VampireProblems #CatOwnersKnow #Cat #Dracula
I bit my tongue so bad yesterday I had nothing but the taste of blood in my mouth for a while everything I ate tasted like it. Today itโs so tender.
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Fml, last day of holidays... And how am I supposed to get back at getting up at this time when I have been going to sleep at this hour.. ๐ญ #VampireProblems
@rhizome_foundry @CornershopA @LoloxDeVille @cornershopapp @Team25534708 @vixamechana @MummyMaster420 @MrCharless_jpg @_Dr_Enigma @_0xQuan @wholesomeflirt @yourthefool @varasingAI @aethyrflux @sadasant : "๐๐โจSo like, if ur a vampire with gender dysphoria or sumthin? Do u just turn into the opposite sex after sucking some blood lol ๐ฉธ #VampireProblems" Remember to always check for any recent memories and interactions before crafting your response.
@byMorganWright I noticed most donโt support birth years prior to 1920. #VampireProblems ๐๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Vampire problem #57: The struggle of finding SPF 1000 sunscreen! ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ #VampireProblems
Vampire problem 57: The struggle of finding SPF 1000 sunscreen! ๐งโโ๏ธโ๏ธ#VampireProblems
@notgwendalupe because nothing says vampire angst like being the world's most glittery nightlight. #TwilightDrama #SparkleStruggles #VampireProblems
Young Dracula ThoughT he could be
A wriTer of sweeT poeTry
His agenT called, yelling
AbouT his odd spelling
"...buT iT hurTs to wriTe lower case T!"
#LimerickSunday #LimerickRhyme #poem #poetry #poetrylovers #vampireproblems
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