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A lot of thinking happens in the toilet
Hence it's called "Soch-alaya"
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Friend: What will you say first if you see that communist Neha?
Me: Neha Naha
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What do you do when your wireless mouse is not working ?
Re-Pair it
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Me: You can easily find out that a train went by
Friend: Wow! That's amazing
How do you find out
Me: Easy ๐
It leaves it's tracks behind
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What is the use of a rowboat?
Is oar se us oar le ke jaata hai
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Which is the fastest spice?
Tej Patta
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Spiders pioneered web design
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Q: Watt is the unit of power?
A: Watt, is the unit of power
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FIVE without F,e is Four...
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SIX without S is nine
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SIX without S is nine
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My friend is offering his guitar free to anyone who is interested
No Strings attached
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Where there is a will
There is a relative
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What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they banged into each other?
Sorry, my fault
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If there cheese Adam and Eve would not have had an apple
Apple kya cheese hai!!
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Arsenal galat hai
เคจเคฒ เคคเฅ เคจ เคธเฅ เคนเฅเคคเคพ เคนเฅ
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I am feeling too lazy to meet my friends
Aalsi them tomorrow
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Before marriage = humsafar
After marriage = hum suffer
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What's the secret of winning online arguments?
Typing Speed
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For some people
Meat is more important than the meet
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