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p.s. I have just completed my lecture, and it made me cry until my nose ran and my husband and two dogs hurried to my study to see what was up. The dogs pawed for cuddles.
"Ah," he said, smiling "You must be writing about Gatsby. May I bring you some tea?"
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Teach the young to pray for our deceased ancestors
When you suggest to husband to buy a little chocolate for a treat when he pops out, and he returns with a mega bar (pen for scale) ππ #whyImarriedhim
What my now husband said 12 years when he was trying to get laid. #whyimarriedhim
Husband says, "Wait, wait, she's an actual historian, who did actual history, and they're steampunk serial killer stans? Of course they don't like her book, she isn't indulging their fetish."
I cannot come up w/a better description of the situation.
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PS Husband just told me marmalade is named for poorly MQofS - and that sailors found out it not only cured seasickness but prevented scurvy (he's now on to "scurvy grass") #WhyIMarriedHim
(@natlibscot has the full marmalade story): #FoodHeritageScotland
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Husband (coming in from walking the dogs): what's so loud?
Me (at the top of my lungs): YOU SAW BRIGADOON
Husband: Ah brilliant, β¦@WaterboysMusicβ© at Glasto?
Me: No; Porto
Husband: Start it over so I can listen.
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My husband asked me to help him set up some style guardrails for himself; we went with "rugged," "from this century" and "less eccentric" #whyimarriedhim
Apropos... We had a German-themed dinner. My hub wrote two new Al Stewart songs: Time Sausages and The Year of the Brat(wurst) π€£π€£π€£π€£ #whyimarriedhim
@ThatChristinaG Do you know @ChrisBroNext or @LatelyAIKately yet? They have the whole love of music love of marketing thing going on too.
@suemyassoff @TrmpledUndrFoot I gave my husband a big hug for having qualified for his AARP card and magazine subscription, and told him I loved him for being old. He sighed and said, βbut you really love Bob.β #smartman #whyImarriedhim #besthusbandever
Trying to watch GR mom and @TheGoldenRatio4 on Connected but my husband keeps spoiling the episode #nerdstatus #whyimarriedhim
Watched three Ryan Gosling films over the last three nights.
A Ryan Gosling mega marathon weekend, if you will.
At the husbandβs request π
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@harryhew @suemyassoff @scottwarmuth1 @ffsake I love your story. My husband was with me and said βWhat? Why?!β Then he smiled and said βWhy NOT?β #whyImarriedhim
Ladies, find yourself a man that INSISTS on taking you out to celebrate your accomplishments. ππ»
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So my husband and I have a serious talk and itβs about potential meals. Since Iβve been dabbling in bread he basically is urging me to make my own muffuletta loaves. #WhyIMarriedHim
When you come back from a long run and your husband immediately presents you with BBQ food π #whyimarriedhim #besthusband #yum
My dear husband surprised me with this for lunch. Hands off ladies, the sandwich and Chuy are off limits. I love you nyc_chuy π#lunch #chickfila #nyc #manhattan #whyimarriedhim #hesthebest @ New York, New York https://t.co/xQjBpwCwbK
4 weeks into lockdown and WFH and my husband insists on wearing work shirt AND cufflinks - despite not using the video option on Teams - #leader #standards #sartorial #StayHomeSaveLives #WhyIMarriedHim
@JoshuaLeePwllJr @idahohioan We recently checked this out from the library. My husband was reading it to our 9 y.o. (who has special needs) and he started out, "There once was a really skinny princess named Rollergirl ... " #whyImarriedhim
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