Top Tweets for #wildechilde

almost 6 years ago

Current #WildeChilde developmental phase: I try to help him eat his food. NO I CAN DO IT MYSELF YOU’RE RUINING MY LIFE GO AWAY LEAVE ME WITH MY MOUNTAIN OF YOGURT, WOMAN Spoiler: He can 100% not do it himself without Pollocking everything in sight

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almost 6 years ago

#WildeChilde, huge fan of apples, had to reboot upon seeing hundreds of them on the ground under TREES, which I guess is where they LIVE?! Not in the STORE?! And I can grab as many as I want HERE, tho again, not in the STORE? BUT I HAVENT LEARNED TO CARRY MORE THAN TWO THINGS

catvalente's tweet photo. #WildeChilde, huge fan of apples, had to reboot upon seeing hundreds of them on the ground under TREES, which I guess is where they LIVE?! Not in the STORE?!

And I can grab as many as I want HERE, tho again, not in the STORE? BUT I HAVENT LEARNED TO CARRY MORE THAN TWO THINGS https://t.co/Clsi8JKNcd

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almost 6 years ago

Legit can’t believe Sebastian is going to be two on Friday. #WildeChilde

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about 6 years ago

Please forgive a parent brag, I know it’s gross. But 22 month old #WildeChilde has a Moby Dick board book & he just sat down & turned each page & clearly said the word on each page! These words include “anchor” “harpoons” & “sailors” none of which I knew he could say before now

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over 6 years ago

Sunglasses on your face: tired. Sunglasses around your neck: wired. #wildechilde

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over 6 years ago

We have officially hit the stage where #WildeChilde simply will not eat anything. We went from just about any fruit or vegetable or anything to… The only acceptable foods are waffles, crackers, milk, fig & whole grain bars, and peanut butter sandwiches. Everything else is NOOO

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over 6 years ago

#WildeChilde is generally uninterested in anything on screens other than the small collection of acceptable children’s shows he’ll tolerate watching. (Talk to camera or GTFO, Big Glowy Rectangle! Get it together!) Except he seems to really enjoy The Mandolorian for some reason

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over 6 years ago

Okay last one, he walked up to the speakers that are plugged in to Alexa and touched them and said hopefully, ‘Lizzo?” If he figures out the ‘Alexa, play..’ part we are so screwed. #WildeChilde

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over 6 years ago

So some of you know about my Hearthstone... interest. I am mostly on the wagon now since #WildeChilde came on the scene. I have *also* been playing Witcher 3 off & on since it came out. Though had completely ignored Gwent as I had only room for one deck building game in my life.

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almost 7 years ago

Sebastian is doing a hardcore Paragon run so far #masseffect #wildechilde

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about 7 years ago · Sheffield

Saturday #coldbeer update comes courtesy of @WildeChildBeer bringing all the lime cheesecake 🍰 & all the doughnuts 🍩 YUM! #newbeers #keylimecheesecakesour #raspberrycreamdoughnut #wildechilde #hophideout

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over 7 years ago

Well I don’t have any Sebastian’s Reading Corner videos to share but here is a selfie of us from immediately before we took a turn about the neighborhood, #WildeChilde obviously greeted any passers by with a respectful tip of the hat.

veryheathmiller's tweet photo. Well I don’t have any Sebastian’s Reading Corner videos to share but here is a selfie of us from immediately before we took a turn about the neighborhood, #WildeChilde obviously greeted any passers by with a respectful tip of the hat. https://t.co/nJgoV07I5u

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over 7 years ago

I mean sure I GUESS I could sleep, but only if you are as uncomfortable as possible as I lay crossways on top of you like we are in the middle of a contact improv photoshoot. #wildechilde

veryheathmiller's tweet photo. I mean sure I GUESS I could sleep, but only if you are as uncomfortable as possible as I lay crossways on top of you like we are in the middle of a contact improv photoshoot. #wildechilde https://t.co/C15nPyrJ2C

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over 7 years ago

Okay I managed to convince the individual in question! We shall attempt to stream at 8pm EST (#WildeChilde co-operation pending). This is going to be super weird for me. I may be both on twitch, and literally twitching as I remember the way-to-many hours I spent in Azeroth.

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over 7 years ago

The geese and I are patiently waiting for @catvalente and #wildechilde to cross the damn bay already.

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over 7 years ago

Well #wildechilde is going with his mother to the west coast for a while. So Sebastian’s Reading Corner will be on hiatus from me at least. (I imagine Cat might post a few if we are lucky.)

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over 7 years ago

D&D tommorow! The #wildechilde is asleep, the wild Kenku sorcerer (@catvalente) is downstairs leafing through spell descriptions & thanks to @JenniferJ323 I am pouring over my non-water-destroyed rulebooks to prepare.

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over 7 years ago

Sure I was looking for #wildechilde but real talk I want this in my size so bad.

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