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@Purplevan99 @notsilencednow @piper4missouri Came here to say this. Just like they cannot imagine waiting to make a phone call because someone else was using the 1 phone you had, they have no idea. They rationalize everything to fit the world they now live in. Project 2025 takes this world away. #willnotgoback
Thank you Kansas!! Hope the country hears you loud and clear!! Thanks to @VP and other advocates for tirelessly sounding the alarm and keeping this issue on the front burner. Gotta be ready in PA to defeat any such measure. #EyesOnThePrize #WillNotGoBack #ReproductiveFreedom
BREAKING: Kansas voters just defeated a ballot measure that would've given politicians in Kansas unlimited authority to restrict access to abortion care in the state.
People in Kansas came to the polls and made it clear: Abortion is a right that we will fight for.
Thank you to all who attend and lifted their voices today! #IL17 #Dobbs #DobbsDecision #SCOTUS #WillNotGoBack @NationalNOW @Indivisible
Attended the 1st grade children’s Christmas concert tonight. I couldn’t help but notice they were a little off key.
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The preacher interrupted the sermon to measure me and confirm my height. Then asked if I play basketball. 🙄
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I thought that today would be the day that it’s ok for me to light some firecrackers in the back of the auditorium. The usher asked me to leave, saying communion was not the right time to do it.
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I’ve been mad for weeks! Though I do give credit for finding a curtain tall enough for me, the location for the accent bar was poorly planned.
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When talking with southern Black folks like my grandparents, the dehumanizing pain of Jim Crow still haunts them. Ted Cruz believes this is some damn political game. Our rights have been paid for by the blood, tears & lives of our ancestors. This is not a game & we #WillNotGoBack
Cruz must still be suffering from sunstroke from his Cancun escape to come up with something like this. He disrespects people who fought to end discrimination. He and his colleagues will do anything to maintain power-including destroying our democracy. https://t.co/wLL3sL4FDG
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I made a large donation, and to appear humble, asked the church leadership to keep it anonymous. The leaders have kept it a secret, and now I’m not getting the accolades I deserve!
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#Church Complaint #Sunday!
The preacher had a vacation day today. Why do preachers need vacation time? Don’t they only work like once a week for an hour?
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We had the all church meeting today and voted on the budget. Guess what? They didn’t pass out “I voted” stickers!
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#Church Complaint #Sunday!
My son threw his toy into the ceiling and got it stuck. Our elderly preacher got a ladder, then asked me to climb up to get it down. You serve me, pal!
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They made me wear my mask today when I got baptized. Apparently to be saved you have to be waterboarded!!
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Did anyone else notice the preacher was wearing jeans today?? Have you seen a picture of a Jesus wearing jeans??
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#Church Complaint #Sunday!
The preacher read from Revelation and mentioned “Seven trumps.” No way should we bring politics into this! Incredibly offensive!!
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#Church Complaint #Sunday!
The preacher looked me up and down and said, “We’ll pray that your finances improve so that you can afford better clothes.”
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#Church Complaint #Sunday!
The church is passing out small toys to keep the kids occupied during service. These new toys sure look a lot like the toys that got stolen from my garage sale!
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The church staff seems to be spraying disinfectant on everything. When I questioned the preacher’s lackluster technique, he sprayed me in the face with the disinfectant and yelled, “The power of Christ compels you!”
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We’re still watching church online. I took my seat, and some kid tells me to move because I’m in his spot! What kind of church is this??
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