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No one entered the #fence that enclosed them. Or left. Eve had heard the offenders' #yawps.
Except Adam. Once. Eve, a #kindred spirit to the #wisecracking #chronicler of before, #prized his words, a glimpse of what could be #achieved & destroyed.
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'I'm opening a detective agency. I fancy being a #wisecracking PI with a bottle of whisky in the drawer.'
Lis & Jay burst out laughing.
'Fred Holmes,' gasped Jay, tears of mirth running down his cheeks.
'Stick to the spells, Fred,' wheezed Lis.
#vss365 ***behind the scenes***
Of course, Lady Beatriz was created to be more than Orraca’s #wisecracking sidekick. She is an impulsive Medieval dame who can shoot arrows with accuracy and cast spells that rival the blazing power of her cousin’s. She is the bold side of me.
#wisecracking your way through surgery;
that was never your style.
You're weak, your feeble jokes
would never make me smile
if you didn't have that tube up your nose.
You've even extracted this poem from prose-
y old me!
Get well soon!
#vss365 #writingprompt
It’d been years since he’d seen Roberta; still looked the same. Long legs. Blonde hair. Glazed over blue eyes. He remembered their conversations.
But nothing happened. No emotion. Just that blank stare. In his mind that #wisecracking voice said, “She’s just a mannequin” #vss365
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Being a smartass had been part of Raul’s persona ever since he’d been old enough to run when his father unbuckled his belt. By the time the faja flew from the loops of his calzones & snapped at his backside, Raul was already on the corner #wisecracking about it.
Growing up
I had a
Smart mouth
So my Mama says
I was always
#Wisecracking
What everyone
Didn’t realize
It was a cover up
For my insecurities
Laughing my way
Thru the pain &
Heartache
I never quite
Belonged
I decided over
Time
That I am special
Unique
Be happy
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Mr Krueger retired to a teaching job at Slasher Villain Uni.
He didn’t teach Hacking, Fast Walking, or Forest Survival: he was the #Wisecracking professor.
Every year, some wag would ask why bother, when your victim will die anyway?
“It’s the art of it,” he’d reply.
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"You can keep #wisecracking all you want, Jo. Pretend the whole world is nothing but a pathetic joke if that makes you feel better. Go on wielding your tongue like a sharp sword. None of it will protect your heart or mask your insecurities. It will only make you lonely." #vss365
Hardly a day went by when we didn't call
Siblings,a gang;
All For One &-
#wisecracking our way through life's challenges
All to an 80s soundtrack
Then,one was gone
Our glue
When we eventually turn up at Those Gates,where he waits
I bet his 1st words will be
What Kept You?
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The dog kept barking, it's human wanted it to shut up, he barked and growled at the dog. All was silent, until the dog said to his human "you filthy #wisecracking ass." The humans jaw dropped as the dog jumped and fed up on him. "Can't let the secret slip."
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In the #eventide
of life, death
no longer a hoary
mirage of youth's
illusory infinitude
nor a threat
ending
our imagined glory
just a #wisecracking
reminder
of our short
remainder
to laugh
give
& live
having loved
leave
nothing more #BrknShards
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He grinned at his attacker, coming across as more of a #wisecracking friend than a helpless mugging victim. A goof. A playful friend.
The longer he smiled, the more the attacker became uneasy.
Then the smile widened, and his pointed teeth were clear.
This was a mistake.
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#Wisecrack is serious issue
While #wisecracking creates joy
Most of times is done to hide
Real feelings, painful times
Or just show courage
When all is lost or
Nothing can be done
Humans love to play heroes
Sadly, real heroes always die
H.M.
#HMpoems #poetry
#vss365 #amwriting
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The coroner winced, “So let me guess, you’re the #wisecracking veteran and you’re the by-the-book mid-career guy?”
They both looked at her. “No, we’re both rookies.”
The younger one piped up, “I mean we’re both immortal vampires over 300 years old but new detectives.”
I've been called
a sassy, #wisecracking lady
since forever.
I don't know what I'm doing or saying to deserve that praise/insult.
At this point I'm afraid to ask.
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you hear the workmen shout
in the morning early
#wisecracking what kind of day
this will be
another floor to be created
no misstakes to be made
safety first
loud birds comment in pine trees
nearby
good morning folks!
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Aside
from #wisecracking
all i wish
is for some to take
me to their hearts
lead me to your
soul comfort
me with a touch
of love hear
my poetry when
i cry for all
of heavens are
made from
the lost stars
or promises
no longer to alter
all above..
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