Ben Dover

Can't Spell Bender Without Ben

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

America Collapses After Encountering Fatal Flaw: Counting https://t.co/5ccd39opII

[There's Derek Vincent Smith! @englandsaurus]

I have a degree in physics and I'm bad at counting. We exist

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

It’s mostly cuz he has 9 toes on his right foot. Which we both used for counting in college

[There's Derek Vincent Smith! @englandsaurus]

I have a degree in physics and I'm bad at counting. We exist

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

For those of you that are upset that the results are taking too much time, as a former math school student, I can assure you that math is much easier than counting in a situation like this #mathiseasy #countingishard

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

I was gonna tweet something probably a bit spicy before the election but I’ve decided not to. Instead, I’m gonna go with this. If you’re educated and confident in a candidate, VOTE. If you’re not and you vote, you’re doing society and your neighbors a disservice. #SeeYaWednesday

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

Jalapeño cheese elk breakfast sausage, egg, and a slice of cheese on a croissant as an alternative to fried cake with syrup. It’ll change your damn life

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

👀

[The Chosen One @KiDCuDi]

#motm3

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

@englandsaurus You obviously haven’t tasted internet points. Too many electrons not enough internet points

[Candace Owens @RealCandaceO]

I don’t know who needs to hear this but... if you find yourself agreeing with the mainstream media, the millionaire celebrities, and the billionaire tech owners— you are not a part of the “resistance”.

You’re a programmed sheep.

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

You guys ready to shoot some cocks er wut?

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

Y am I so predictable smh

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADA

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

DO YOU LIKE PINA COLADA

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

All is right in the NFC North #GoPackGo #Skol

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

I wanna go fly fishing with @TuckerCarlson after seeing this video. If you make this tweet political I’ll go fishing where I don’t have service in the spirit of Tucker’s demeanor in this video 😂😂 #TightLines

[Celine Ryan Ciccio @celinedryan]

Okayyyyy how is Tucker so great?

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

(For the sake of your developers’
sanity, don’t do crazy shit you’ve never tried, tested, or confirmed work on Fridays.

Sincerely,
a developer)

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

@englandsaurus @w_daniel5 It’s mayo billy. Mayonnaise is poison to the big skeeters I can feel it. Cover yourself in mayo head to toe and you’ll be immortal

[Ben Dover @HashTagBenn]

My timeline continues to be filled with political hate from all sides. We can be better about all of this. I need to either purge that from my TL or delete Twitter. I need to get my news/info from somewhere less toxic

[There's Derek Vincent Smith! @englandsaurus]

Hello I hope you're having a good day :)