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hashtags give me muscle definition ° and i use said muscles to milk the boob that is in my Mzansi imagination

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#ThingsThatDontMix
Laziness and high expectations

[▫🌾 @HerbLyfPaperBoi]

#GirlTalkZA #GuyCodeZA #FridayFeeling #active
To anybody looking to be active, or maybe you couldn't continue with your studies, or maybe you've been sending out your CVs like crazy for a minute now
LET'S ACHEIVE SOMETHING THIS YEAR
feel free to get in touch with me

[25/26 South African treble winner 🏆🏆🏆🥇 🥇🥇 @Sbo_Niso]

Eeey upakile lately. Can I have retirement benefits asseblief #OpenLetterToMyEx

[mThinteni🇿🇦 @thabanmthizz]

#OpenLetterToMyEx Im still waiting for you to tell me mungekho busy...

[▫🌾 @HerbLyfPaperBoi]

#BehindTheStory #SorryForOverSharing
I'm 27 and done pretending that I'm not scared of having a stroke.
I'm anxious that i might be ramping up to one.

I'll be doing mini-threads in my limited capacity about the nutrients that are keeping me in check and where I'm getting them

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

@Dineo24138379 my sunset is on the horizon but i'd be lying if I said that you didn't make my journey a memorable one
😎😭 THANK YOU SO MUCH

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

#RIPFreeTwitter
now when I'm gone
just carry on
don't mourn
rejoice
every time there's a trending topic

just know that..
I really can't see a thing
I'm nolonger in the game
all tweeps that can feel my pain
must cry back

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

@Roserosyroses 😢😢😢
truly wish I could cheer you up...I feel helpless
Like a prison inmate who is allowed visits but doesn't get any female visitors cos of his lack of conjugal capabilities

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@Roserosyroses yep..that didn't sound politically correct..I'm sorry about that..also sorry to the world at large

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@Roserosyroses hey we're too phenomenal to leave this on such a sad note.

So here's a farewell joke:

what do you call 8 Muslims on a carpet?..
Agtmaat

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

#IfIWasNeverBornIWouldnt
Be worried because I'm pretty sure I'd still be here

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

#IfWeKillOurTeachers
Funza Lusaka is gonna lose a lot of money paying funeral insurance for maPractical

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

@leratokganyago Be careful diMamzo, they might think you're scoping the joint

One of these days the principal will call you to his office on some: "so tell me ma'am, which one is yours?"

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@sthebeMC looks to me like he is having a stroke..and he didn't have to assault the furniture like that

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

#ThingsYouShouldntSayInPrayer
Bheki Cele...kopa o sa ntshwara

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

@ThisIsLorizie ha a robale lapeng, iyoo o robala naheng

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@MpVibe not in a bad way, it's hidden in the sense that it is a mystery
There are only a handful of things that people who aren't from there know about it
e.g.
I know that it won season 3 of Clash Of The Choirs, but that's as far as my knowledge goes..that's my fault. .I know

[° @HashtaggerWoods]

@PraiseThobela @News24 @BISouthAfrica hade poi