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Why be racist, sexist, homophobic, or transphobic when you could just be quiet? • BLM 🖤 | she/her

[bailey @Baileymoon15]

not the point but they are SO fucking ugly

[not emma @buttholefactory]

Really bothers me that Americans call pasta ‘noodles’. That’s not noodles. Noodles are noodles.

[Momo @momodraws]

Rise and grind

[𝓐⭑ @ayogiovanna]

ADHDers after oversharing: I have destroyed the relationship and must leave the country

ADHDers when someone overshares with us: Thank fucking god, a real conversation for once.

[small waist, pretty face 🫦 @oddettem]

If he ghosts you after you sleep with him, give me his number. I’ll call and tell him we found your body and he was the last person to be seen with you.

[angel @angelshit]

If you’ve ever been kind to me you get a little room in my mind forever where the bed is always made and The window is open so it smells like rain

[DA VINKI @VorosTwins]

AND FOR THE LADY, PERHAPS A FREE PALESTINE?

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

I'm a simple neurodivergent girl. I just need six hours to decompress before bed every evening, six hours to get ready for the day every morning, and also eight hours of sleep

[꧁༒☬ 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 ☬༒꧂ @Gabbrielxzn]

"I'm very self aware" says the neurodivergent girl who keeps writing herself plans for tomorrow that depend on her waking up with more self discipline and adherence to routine than she has ever exhibited in her life

[Tommy Bayer @tommybayertime]

The show “The Bear” but the restaurant only serves peanut butter and jelly sandwiches and water

[The Lesbian Pervert @babyknifespice]

I want to smoke weed in bed with my tits out but I have this stupid job

[miia @miiagarro]

ask a woman why she hates men she'll tell you a horrifying story involving violence, abuse, and harassment. ask a man why he hates women he'll complain about feminists on tiktok, gold diggers, and a girl who once friend-zoned him and wouldn't date him

[erika @yeeeerika]

i love the word tchotchke. like yessss give me a word with some texture

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

I am my father’s son

[Santana 🌊 @oflordemaracuja]

como a vida soa quando voce sai e conhece amigos de um amigo e depois ouve que todos gostaram muito de você

[microplastics nanobubbler @facetedcarapace]

When you're really fucking high at a party and scared but then your wasted friend finds you

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

“This reads like AI-”

No, sir, AI was trained on how I write. I grew up in the trenches of Tumblr, AO3, Wattpad, and fanfictionnet You can’t pry my rule of three from my cold, human hands.