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made in heaven

[jordan @hashtagherrera]

watermelon sugar cry

[Quinn The GM @quinnthegm]

Source tells me Jace Velaryon is stable

Please god

[azurwoofwoof @azurwoofwoof]

"drink water"
for what? Just to piss again??
life is a prison...

[Joshwelt @weltszzn]

I have to lose 20 pounds, clean my room, get a new job, be more outgoing, make more friends and change my wardrobe and fix my gut issues and stop sleeping late and get a masters and meal prep and stop being myself

[van00sa @van00sa]

Is anyone interested in a free private jet flight to Monaco for the F1 Grand Prix?

Looking for 1 or 2 more people to join.

Paddock access, yacht on the harbour, best seats on the circuit, and we will head to Cannes for some after parties before flying back home.

DM me if interested. Preferably someone with a private jet, yacht, and the tickets, otherwise we can’t go.

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

They’re doing this to me at work tomorrow

[cas @wyldpenguyns]

you want me to go to work? the same thing that killed irving b?

[👣 @reallest_]

Father stretch my bands.

[G @tacoboutpics]

Does Porsche got any Black Friday deals going on

[yedoye @yedoye_]

not feeling fergalicious today, actually feeling pretty fergasgusting rn

[peter @arabatman_]

they should let you leave work early if the vibes are off and you hate it there

[Ryan Reynolds @VancityReynolds]

Gubernatorial.

[GL @gldivittorio]

Built different but in the Boeing kind of way

[gill @contactabrother]

Olive Garden feels like Italy if you just believe

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey boss can i head out early i want to go play outside

[PJ @normaalgirrl]

yesterday i found out a 25yr old died from stress. pls take care of yourself

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 ℌ𝔬𝔬𝔡 𝔒𝔯𝔞𝔠𝔩𝔢 🔮💕 @theyloveki_]

Tax refund: $10,657

Me at Wingstop: bring me all the wings till i say stop

[Kris Jenner @KrisJenner]

I just sharted myself. That's when u fart and u shit yourself on accident!

[jordan @hashtagherrera]

@kuwawaboy @hapacaca sleigh