When something says it needs 2 minutes in the microwave but 40 minutes in the oven it does make you think a little bit about wtf is going down in the microwave
one time i dated a boy and had no idea how coked up he was. we’d go to a party and he would be doing sets of burpees and id be like ya thats just sam. he asked the birthday girl to put her car in neutral so he could push it down the street. i was like haha sorry hes a lil hyper