Kyle Crisostomo

I'm Kyle the coolest guy ever. Enough said

[FunnyPicsDepot @FunnyPicsDepot]

Orangutang's are chill af
http://t.co/6NFhPYFsQs

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

I need a chick that's a freak, down to blaze, and is attracted to intelligence and charisma not dolla signs and shiny things. Simple life

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

I have the ability to mentally detach myself from emotion
And the agility to dementedly slash your flesh with a motion

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

You probably haven't even realized I cut yo ass way the fuck off ✌️

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

I feel like I looks so different after I shave

[Nostalgia @ComedyPosts]

*Me while driving*

"That was illegal but it's okay."

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

That moment when you hit your bed an your like ahhhhhhhh😍

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Saddam Hussein's U.S. prison guards claim that one of the few times he ever looked defeated was when they brought him the wrong cereal.

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

I'm at the point in my life where I could still be a doctor or lawyer or trap lord #itskyle

[Trae Hampson @Traeumphant]

Smoke up upon awakening.

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

My mom says to me today: I can't wait until your wife has a baby...... Your wife

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

I hella won the flip cup tournaments #itskyle

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

Bout to kill a flip cup tournament #itskyle

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

Who wants to blaze?

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

My step dad is already so addicted to football. He has the same ESPN show on every tv in the house so he won't miss anything.

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

When you text your side bitch and you know it's her dude texting you😂😂😂

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

Terrorist attacks can weaken the foundation of any building but never weaken the foundation of America- George W Bush 9/11/2001

[Kyle Crisostomo @hashtagitskyle]

Everyone likes Halloween for the scary movies and costumes, I like Halloween for the candy #itskyle