Jake Siirtola

Mirrors should think longer before they reflect🌱 Let's Get Wander-fully Lost Together🧭🌍🌠🌌

[ً @_OfficialR62]

are we going to pretend nothing happened at 0:24

[Tim Dillon @TimJDillon]

Trump is reportedly banning TikTok so if you want to watch 16 year olds dance you have to get on a plane with Bill Clinton.

[Steady @SteadyIsFlying]

Cashier: “The receipt is in the bag”

Me: “You too”

[Pat Riley @Swayze2x_]

I gave this crack head $10 today.. He looked at me & said "ill kill all these mfs bout you neph" 😨

[mugshawtys @mugshawtys]

second degree assault (yes this is flo milli)

[OG Slim @Jody_McFly]

Imagine a Lawyer saying “Cap” for “Objection”

Why does that have me weak right now 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Lip Gallagher @tonestradamus]

Her: “I’m downstairs”

Me:

[mugshawtys @mugshawtys]

fugitive of justice

[Steady @SteadyIsFlying]

Andy doesn’t know what buzz he wants anymore

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The left is losing the middle

[trey fitz 🕊 @FreyTitzsimmons]

please don’t judge me off my worst mistakes

[Steady @SteadyIsFlying]

Jeff Bezos: “Take my credit card, go buy me a coke and get yourself something too”

Me:

[🪖 @lifecrazyfr]

niggas get 1 pair of ricks and wear em till they morty

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

.@richthekid @ the 7-Eleven🛹🛹🛹

[mugshawtys @mugshawtys]

improper relationship with high school student

[Nick Soltis @NickSoltis]

Power ranking ND towns by ease of road system:
1. Minot: whole town is 1 street
2. Fargo: just 4 quadrants with a mall in the middle
3. Forks: it’s not too hard to find the Ralph
4. Bismarck: town has ZERO logic to it. No street goes just north/south. 5-way intersections???