Expat Savage

Africa→ UK → Australia expat | I can only speak of the things i have seen | Not safe for delicate souls

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@vijeshetty Basic rule of commuting, you never cross in front of the bus even if its not running. You get off move to the rear and then check if safe to cross. That 1 lesson can stop these incidents

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

At my kids swim classes they call it safety week, swim in full clothes.
They simulate falling in the pool, rolling onto back, starfish position
Or holding on to edge and pull along untill you can push pull with elbows to get out.
Most popular week with parents. I trust the
Australians, thats why they dominate in swimming, they all go through this.

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

Imagine you are on your mental health recovery journey and this happens.

[Meme @apxxk06]

This will traumatize me for years 😭

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@FAFO_TV This is not just about swimming ability, this is a serious psychological issue.
The man has claustrophobia. Its ok when you already know about it, when it hits you in the middle of a situation. It can induce a heart attack, the shits and crying for your mama.

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@instablog9ja Inferiority complex on steroids, get rid of your beautiful african natural hair to put on an oldman white wig.

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@Cde_begar People tried maWarvet akati we dont salute munhu asina kuenda kuhondo.
Same watsapp group, they are crying because vakapiwa mabhasikoro when they want cars

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@iamTSUNGA Its supposed to be a continuous process, like a toilet you dontbflush everyday at 8, but as soon as its required.
Their process is lacking.

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

I call this one 2 dicks and a bitch.

[Dapsy𓃵 @symplyDAPO]

Wtf are they doing, watch the video
👇👇

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@FightCorex Way he threw that first jab, turn and walkaway. It was sending Boxer vibes

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@CdeNMaswerasei The uk house is built for extreme heat and extreme cold. And can last a century, that Namibian one wontbsurvive 10yrs of UK weather.

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@NNyashaYessur With 4 bedrooms 4 bathrooms and an indoor pool.
Houses in uk are built for the weather.

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@MakumbeTafadzwa Dint try it, its addictive Apo D3 game rinenge richinaka too bad. After every match you will swear that its the last one, i am not going back there again. You will end up going back for 3 seasons.

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@bvanyangu8 @matigary Detached thats the big move, why would you want to hear neighbour wako achisura iwe uri mumba mako.

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@KudakwashePM @staneve02 Which is normal world wide...

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

This whats wrong with most education systems.
They want to fit everyone in a box.

[badger @badger69420]

When you are a fish and school wants you to climb a tree

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

This is where you need a white Karen to go and see exactly what the hell is going on.

[Adrenalin Patlaması @adrenaIinIendnz]

Korku filmlerinde hayatta kalmanın sırrı bu: Soru sormayın... sadece kaçın! 😂

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@mncedisi_mengu Geaduate remuZim harina work experience.
Mabasa ariko
Minimum 5yrs experience

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@Makomborerol That seems like an anatomy or biology lesson is in order. Hire an escort ask her to teach you. Bill it as a biology lesson

[Expat Savage @hashtagsage]

@StevenKerwin @aisarcore The story happened in NZ. The reporter is mixing currencies. 10mil NZD would equate to 7mil USD. Its not that hard to figure out