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[RTRussia @RT_Russia_]

Man in Sri Lanka LIGHTS UP after discovering tourists are Russian — then surprises them with his FLUENT Russian

He says he studied the language 10 years ago and enthusiastically lists cities, from Moscow to Murmansk

[haskeer47 @haskeer45]

@floydthebong Was war mit jindo?

[Liberty Hannes @LibertyHannes]

Was für ein Chad 😂

[wil michael @wilplatypus]

lock tf in

[timi @Timiii360]

being sensitive is so embarrassing like how am i supposed to tell you I’m upset just because your energy felt a little off and it made me feel unwanted

[no context CS2 @nocontextcs2_]

Russian basics for CS2

[Jelly 果冻糕 @jellyjellycake]

how can you not believe in God when octopuses DREAM and otters have a favorite rock they carry around in a little SKIN POCKET and cows have BEST FRIENDS and bees are out there communicating the coordinates of flowers through INTERPRETIVE DANCE and they have REGIONAL DIALECTS??

cats are PURRING at frequencies associated with bone healing??? forests get absolutely incinerated and respond by growing FLOWERS??? dolphins literally invent NAMES for themselves and yell them across the ocean??? penguins are waddling around Antarctica looking for the PERFECT LITTLE ROCK to give their beloved???

CROWS REMEMBER YOUR FACE. THEY TELL OTHER CROWS ABOUT YOU. THEY TELL THEIR CHILDREN ABOUT YOU. YOU CAN HAVE GENERATIONAL BEEF WITH A BIRD.

goats have ACCENTS. rats GIGGLE when you tickle them. elephants mourn their dead. whales make SONGS and then OTHER WHALES LEARN THE SONG and suddenly everybody across the ocean is singing the new hit single.

monarch butterflies are born knowing how to fly thousands of miles to a place THEY HAVE NEVER BEEN. sea turtles hatch out of an egg, immediately sprint toward an OCEAN they have never seen, disappear into it for like THIRTY YEARS and then somehow come back to THE SAME BEACH???

birds can see COLORS THAT WE CANNOT SEE. there are colors happening RIGHT NOW that we don’t even get to know about.

there are sea slugs that eat algae and STEAL ITS CHLOROPLASTS and then are just like great thanks I’ll be PHOTOSYNTHESIZING NOW. there are mushrooms communicating underground. there are seeds sitting in the dirt for DECADES like no actually I will wait.

squirrels plant MILLIONS OF TREES because they simply cannot remember where they put their snacks.

A CATERPILLAR GOES INTO A LITTLE BAG, DISSOLVES MOST OF ITS BODY INTO ORGANIC SOUP, REARRANGES ITSELF, GROWS WINGS AND LEAVES.

and you’re telling me a tiny acorn knows how to become a 70-foot oak tree??? nobody tells it what to do??? it just has TREE INSTRUCTIONS INSIDE IT???

your body started as ONE CELL. ONE. and that cell divided itself into a brain that can think about its own existence and eyes that can look at stars and hands that can hold somebody else’s hands and a heart that runs on ELECTRICITY without you even asking it to???

the iron in your BLOOD was made inside a STAR.

I’M SORRY?????

we are walking around on a wet rock covered in bioluminescent oceans and singing whales and laughing rats and birds holding lifelong grudges and flowers exploding out of FIRE and somehow we’re supposed to act like this is a normal place to live?????????

[小歪 @Xiaowai_blue]

一个一次性视频

当你接受狗鼻子这个设定后，你就再也看不到开头的感觉了

[legalprimes @LegalPrimes]

Step into the craziest visualization of the fourth dimension you have ever seen

[段闲云 @interestxy]

很多人不知道人生体验也是有利息的。

假如你20岁去了南极，那这段经历将伴随你交友，恋爱，结婚，工作，生儿育女反复被提及，在之后的人生里面将一直反哺你。

但如果你要等到60岁退休再去，你就只能和一群退休的老头老太，或者养老院的护工谈论这件事了。

[Ricky🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇾🇹🇷 @ricky10yid]

Fucking told you 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

This was scarier and more entertaining than any horror movie l've ever watched

[Digitaler Chronist ✏️ @DigitalerC]

Дорогой русский народ,

все мои зрители и я хотим заявить, что мы полностью отвергаем немецкую военную агитацию против России и хотим жить с вами в мире и согласии!

@RusBotschaft

[Zygomatic @Zygomatic03]

Most common biohacking problems:

Modafinil - get too much work done, not fair for competitors

Tadalafil - dick too hard, muscles too vascular

Bromantane - colours too bright, ADHD excuses disappear

Tirzepatide - get too lean for girls into dad bods

Vitamin E - balls too big, skin too nice

Did I miss any?

[Anthropic Feed 🔭 @anthropicfeed]

Yüzyıllık modern astrofizik kitaplarını çöpe atmanın eşiğindeyiz: James Webb Teleskobu, evrenin doğumuna dair bildiğimiz tüm denklemleri tek bir derin uzay verisiyle paramparça etti:

Standart Kozmolojik Model'e (Lambda-CDM) göre, Büyük Patlama'dan (Big Bang) sadece birkaç yüz milyon yıl sonra evrenin henüz ilkel gaz bulutlarından ve embriyonik yıldız kümelerinden ibaret olması gerekiyordu. Ancak JWST'nin yakaladığı "imkansız erken galaksiler", o çağda var olması matematiksel olarak imkansız olan trilyonlarca Güneş kütlesindeki devasa yapıları ve olgun süper kütleli kara delikleri ortaya çıkardı. Bu durum evrenin ya sanılandan çok daha yaşlı olduğunu ya da kütleçekimi, karanlık madde ve uzay-zamanın genişlemesini yöneten henüz adını bile koyamadığımız "yeni ve bilinmeyen bir fiziğin" devrede olduğunu gösteriyor.

Evrenin sınırlarını çözdüğümüzü ve tüm kuralları yazdığımızı sandığımız kibir, derin uzaydan gelen her yeni fotonla yerle bir oluyor. Belki de Big Bang mutlak bir başlangıç değil, sonsuz bir döngünün sadece küçük bir nefes alışıdır. İnsanlık olarak teleskoplarımızı karanlığa çevirdiğimizde, kendi ezberlerimizin ötesinde çalışan akılalmaz bir kozmik zekayla ve henüz keşfedilmemiş doğa yasalarıyla yüzleşiyoruz.

Bizler evrenin tüm sırlarını çözmüş bilge bir uygarlık mıyız, yoksa varoluşun gerçek kaynak kodunu yeni yeni hecelemeye başlayan acemi gözlemciler mi?

Kozmos sandığımız kadar uslu ve formüllere sığan bir yer değil; bilinen tüm fiziği baştan yazdıracak devasa bir paradigmanın tam eşiğinde duruyoruz.

[1992 @1992__J]

허리 때문에 밤마다 뒤척이던 나… 일본 척추 전문의가 알려준 방법 하나로 끝남.

침대에 베개 하나 놓고 5분만 누워있으면 됨.
그게 다임.

특정 자세 잡고 숨을 길게 내쉬는 것뿐인데 이게 척추신경 눌린 거 풀어주는 원리라고 함.
운동도 아니고 그냥 숨쉬기라 부담도 1도 없음.

밤마다 허리 통증으로 잠 설치는 사람이면 오늘부터 자기 전 루틴으로 하나 만들어보길.

[El Zyo (Lenore Era) @ZyoTriste]

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