Haskell

I am a brain matter explosion boy.

[Haskell @haskellflender]

To once again quote my famous haiku:

Everyone thinks their
Thing is the worst thing but my
Thing is the worst thing

[Anna Delvey @theannadelvey]

haha LFG

[Haskell @haskellflender]

I’ve been waiting to see this for the past six years

[映画『TAMALA2030 -a punk cat in dark-』 公式アカウント @TAMALA_catanime]

日本公開準備中
#TAMALA2030
https://t.co/UgdgUBR5CF https://t.co/hRvEdSyCB2 https://t.co/dho1SbawxS

[Haskell @haskellflender]

She has the best words

[Buzzing Pop @BuzzingPop]

Taylor Swift on how she responds to people who ridicule her through music:

“Sometimes when people are mocking me, it’s really fun to mock them back. Sometimes I like to use words that they have to look up in order to talk sh*t about.”

[Anna Delvey @theannadelvey]

Almost at the end! Part IV is out now. Link below
#wikipedia

[Anna Delvey @theannadelvey]

surely that comes from the dad’s side

[Anna Delvey @theannadelvey]

@JoyceCarolOates I wonder who raised such easily entertained children

[Ezra Klein @ezraklein]

It's not just that Trump is a bad president. It's that he's a bad person.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

https://t.co/yvJOwOS4xE

[uwe boll @BollFILMS]

To Elon Musk. Citizen Vigilante

[Anna Delvey @theannadelvey]

Funnier in long-form

[Haskell @haskellflender]

Clueless is better than Mean Girls and I will fight anyone in the street who disagrees.

[helmet girl is @ home @sbodrojan]

One big takeaway from the post-COVID anti-woke backlash is that it is important to actually read political/critical theory and not just know about its ideas broadly, because it will become very obvious quite quickly to those who know what they’re talking about

[Haskell @haskellflender]

I miss vine

[Haskell @haskellflender]

Let’s all agree now: no one write any op-eds about Trump doing the subsidized time thing from Infinite Jest, okay?

[Haskell @haskellflender]

@nytimes Welp, I guess I have to pay for a subscription to your newspaper in order to see if my family’s house burned down yet. Thanks!

[Haskell @haskellflender]

Donald Trump picks Anna Delvey to serve as Director of the U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement

[Haskell @haskellflender]

I love it when a video begins “stop scrolling!”

[Haskell @haskellflender]

The trans-Atlantic video-portal flasher-woman is my pick to win this year’s Nobel Peace Award

[Haskell @haskellflender]

Borborygmus has to be the best onomatopoeia word and no one can convince me otherwise