the master

it's all in the balls

[the master @haskis_24]

black and white filter on my phone did not fix attention span. all it did was make jacking off feel like i was shaking hands with johnny at a flapper show while enjoying all the fine dames

[the master @haskis_24]

i became an uber eats delivery driver for the sex

[the master @haskis_24]

@CNN great scott thats high!!! i wouldnt even do that for tenty fortine dollars 🤣

[the master @haskis_24]

onety onety one

[the master @haskis_24]

i have betrayed and destroyed myself for nothing... other than this delicious icecream of course! 😅

[the master @haskis_24]

hey, isis brides - has the bar been set low enough to give me a chance yet?

[the master @haskis_24]

a single tear runs down my face from within the diaper fur spring lock suit

[the master @haskis_24]

2026 theyre making it straight to blow raspberries on the homie’s tummy

[the master @haskis_24]

mouthing "dont be a hero" to the rapidly approaching crossing guard

[the master @haskis_24]

kraftwerk standing in a line on stage rhythmically fucking each other in the ass going "oh ja! oh ja!"

[the master @haskis_24]

most impressive thing skrillex ever did was make reggae listenable

[the master @haskis_24]

i swear to god my uber driver’s dj x just said “what the fuck is up” to him

[the master @haskis_24]

skyrim title song JOI

[the master @haskis_24]

can i lick your arse baby?

[the master @haskis_24]

if rust cohle saw tung tung tung sahur he would probably say some shit like: "can you imagine the hubris it takes... to yank a soul out of nonexistence, into this hunk of wood... and to force a life into this thresher"

[the master @haskis_24]

yeah im a BIPOC… a big idiot piece of crap!

[the master @haskis_24]

what if instead of albuquerque it was called albukake and they all had graphic sex with each other

[the master @haskis_24]

her box looked like it had done a nickel at sing sing

[the master @haskis_24]

that subway harissa sauce turned my ass into a nuclear reactor

[the master @haskis_24]

one ai slut please!